Cat DNA database created in Britain to solve crime

Bassam Abdul Baki

I've heard of a dog DNA database used to identify owners of dogs which poop and don't get picked up.

Lost User

Question: If out of every 200 customers in your database you had 3 with the same GUID serving as a unique identifier for their record and you knew those 3 lived in the same general area would you feel comfortable sending out monthly invoices? I know when it comes to a simple light bill that wouldn't be acceptable. It shouldn't be acceptable as evidence for murder, either. Don't get me wrong, I like to see a murderer go down hard - what I don't like is investigators that are too clever. I think the standard for evidence should be higher. I'd hate to see someone go to jail because they happen to have the wrong cat.

Mark_Wallace

Drat! This means that, before I commence my plan to Rule the World, I have to get rid of tiddles! Double drat!

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Pete OHanlon

Is that why you pawsed so long before answering?

Chill _Maxxx_
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Lost User

It's a pussibility.

Lost User

I claw that one coming.

Mark_Wallace

Yeah, but half the time, if you present this kind of evidence to the suspect, they 'fess up (if they did it, of course).

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Septimus Hedgehog

So it were Tinker, that dunnit, were it? Good 'ol, Tinker. Would'ja Adam and Eve, it?

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Lost User

Fur f*** sake enough of the puns.

Lost User

I'll confess, when it comes to puns you're very tailented.

Pete OHanlon

I was a whisker away from posting just that.

Chill _Maxxx_
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OriginalGriff

Fortunately my cat is dyslexic, and has only NDA instead...phew!

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Pete OHanlon

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street and doesn't pick it up.

Chill _Maxxx_
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Jorgen Andersson

I must confess, I find it irksome when someone poops in the street.

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cptKoala

Too bad your timing isn't purrfect

Bassam Abdul Baki

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

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Lost User

I think PB left our pun war. It's like him to litter the forum with puns and then flea the scene of the crime.

cptKoala

So, your cat can't tell or inform others about what's it's doing because of that Non-Disclosure Agreement?

Septimus Hedgehog

If your Tiddles was in the US it would be fully paid-up member of the NRA as well. That would be scary indeed.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Lost User

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

Exacly how often do you two watch someone pooping (in the street or elsewhere)?

Do you really want to know the answer to this question? Really?