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  • C CBadger

    It is not a mob, a contract kill. You do not need the protection as everybody dies.

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    OriginalGriff
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    Stretching it a bit here, aren't you? ;)

    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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      Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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      CBadger wrote:

      Just tell me your first wish

      I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Stretching it a bit here, aren't you? ;)

        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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        :rolleyes:

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          CBadger wrote:

          Just tell me your first wish

          I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.

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          CBadger
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          Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.

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            Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.

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            CBadger wrote:

            At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO

            First thing I will do is make MS products open source.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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              Keith Barrow
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              You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

                PB 369,783 wrote:

                I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                What I need, not what I want! :laugh:

                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • C CBadger

                  Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                  A sandwich[^]

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  • C CBadger

                    Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...

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                    hairy_hats
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                    You're cheerful today. :|

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                    • C CBadger

                      Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                      gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

                        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                        I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                          I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                              Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                              Plamen Dragiyski
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                              The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                              • P Plamen Dragiyski

                                The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                                CBadger
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                                You win. :badger: Your wish is granted. You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from :cool: [modified the message type]

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                                  gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  CBadger
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                                  Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                    Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                                    CBadger
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                                    Close but no cigar :laugh:

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      You're cheerful today. :|

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                                      CBadger
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                                      :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                        :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        CBadger wrote:

                                        fantastically fun to watch

                                        :~

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          A sandwich[^]

                                          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                          CBadger
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                                          Granted. You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich

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