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  • K Keith Barrow

    You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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    What I need, not what I want! :laugh:

    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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      Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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      A sandwich[^]

      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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      • C CBadger

        Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...

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        You're cheerful today. :|

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          Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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          gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

            I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

              I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

              “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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              This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                  Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                  Plamen Dragiyski
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                  The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                  • P Plamen Dragiyski

                    The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                    CBadger
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                    You win. :badger: Your wish is granted. You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from :cool: [modified the message type]

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                      gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      CBadger
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                      Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                        Close but no cigar :laugh:

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          You're cheerful today. :|

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                          :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                            :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                            CBadger wrote:

                            fantastically fun to watch

                            :~

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                              A sandwich[^]

                              “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                              CBadger
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                              Granted. You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                                Starting to get it :laugh:

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                                  CBadger wrote:

                                  fantastically fun to watch

                                  :~

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                                  CBadger
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                                  :suss:

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                                    Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                                    Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. So everyone's happy. WIN

                                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                      Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. So everyone's happy. WIN

                                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                      CBadger
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                                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                      So everyone's happy.

                                      You are not are not suffering. But you still have feelings as

                                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                      loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc.

                                      no suffering through it but still feel everything except suffering :rolleyes:

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                                        Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                                        Catch it and paint it green.

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                                          You win. :badger: Your wish is granted. You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from :cool: [modified the message type]

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                                          Plamen Dragiyski
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                                          Tell that to the genie, he will become mortal. Or should he? If he had never been a genie and is a thousand year old, he should become... But then who granted my wish? Yay, paradox. In math paradox is known as contradiction, it comes from assuming something that is false to be true or vice versa.

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