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  • L Lost User

    CBadger wrote:

    Just tell me your first wish

    I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.

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    Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.

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      Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.

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      Lost User
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      CBadger wrote:

      At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO

      First thing I will do is make MS products open source.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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        Keith Barrow
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        You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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          You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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          I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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          OriginalGriff
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          What I need, not what I want! :laugh:

          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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            Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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            Lost User
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            A sandwich[^]

            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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            • C CBadger

              Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...

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              hairy_hats
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              You're cheerful today. :|

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                Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                Lost User
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                gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                  Lost User
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                  I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  • L Lost User

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                    I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • L Lost User

                      gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                        Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                        Plamen Dragiyski
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                        The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                        • P Plamen Dragiyski

                          The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                          CBadger
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                          You win. :badger: Your wish is granted. You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from :cool: [modified the message type]

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                          • L Lost User

                            gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            CBadger
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                            Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                              Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

                              Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                              CBadger
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                              Close but no cigar :laugh:

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                                You're cheerful today. :|

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                                CBadger
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                                :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                  :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  CBadger wrote:

                                  fantastically fun to watch

                                  :~

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    A sandwich[^]

                                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                    CBadger
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                                    Granted. You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                                      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                                      CBadger
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                                      Starting to get it :laugh:

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                                      • H hairy_hats

                                        CBadger wrote:

                                        fantastically fun to watch

                                        :~

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                                        CBadger
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                                        :suss:

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                                        • C CBadger

                                          Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. So everyone's happy. WIN

                                          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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