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  • C CBadger

    Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.

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    Lost User
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    CBadger wrote:

    At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO

    First thing I will do is make MS products open source.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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      Keith Barrow
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      You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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        You're Welsh, so your already surrounded by sheep ;P

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        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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        What I need, not what I want! :laugh:

        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • C CBadger

          Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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          A sandwich[^]

          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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          • C CBadger

            Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...

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            You're cheerful today. :|

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            • C CBadger

              Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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              gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

              MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                'I wish I had always had whatever I truely need, when I need it, where I need it"

                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I wish I had always had whatever I truely need

                  I know quite a few who if they wished for that would find themselves getting a damned good shoeing.

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • L Lost User

                    gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                    • C CBadger

                      Lets say you just found a genie... You get your wishes, what would it be. Just tell me your first wish, and lets see if you would be able to get what you wish for. (Many idiots wish for something and then end up wishing it back to the way it was, so lets see if a bunch of programmers can do better)

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                      Plamen Dragiyski
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                      The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                      • P Plamen Dragiyski

                        The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.

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                        CBadger
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                        You win. :badger: Your wish is granted. You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from :cool: [modified the message type]

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                          gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering

                          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                          CBadger
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                          Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                            Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.

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                            CBadger
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                            Close but no cigar :laugh:

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                            • H hairy_hats

                              You're cheerful today. :|

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                              :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                :laugh: Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch. :badger:

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                                hairy_hats
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                                CBadger wrote:

                                fantastically fun to watch

                                :~

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                                  A sandwich[^]

                                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                  CBadger
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                                  Granted. You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...

                                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                                    CBadger
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                                    Starting to get it :laugh:

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      CBadger wrote:

                                      fantastically fun to watch

                                      :~

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                                      CBadger
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                                      :suss:

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                                      • C CBadger

                                        Your wish is granted! You are now the only living being on the planet earth :cool: The world is at peace and no suffering exists

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                                        Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. So everyone's happy. WIN

                                        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. So everyone's happy. WIN

                                          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                          CBadger
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                                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                          So everyone's happy.

                                          You are not are not suffering. But you still have feelings as

                                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                          loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc.

                                          no suffering through it but still feel everything except suffering :rolleyes:

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