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I'm a productive member of society...

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  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

    ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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    Mark_Wallace
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    A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

      ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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      Johnny J
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      Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :sigh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

        ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

        I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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        Johnny J
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        Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :laugh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        • J Johnny J

          Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :laugh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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          Best start robbing banks then... The retirement plan is great - guaranteed housing! Iain.

          I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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            A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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            I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

            I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              HobbyProggy
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              one of my collegues just goes enrage and mashes up his desk and drawers.

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              • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                CPallini
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                ... from the non-productive community! :thumbsup:

                Veni, vidi, vici.

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                  ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                  I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  From the reproductive members of society

                  speramus in juniperus

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                    From the reproductive members of society

                    speramus in juniperus

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                    Johnny J
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                    Oh, please don't!!! :~

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    • J Johnny J

                      Oh, please don't!!! :~

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      CPallini
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                      He did.

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        He did.

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Twice.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          Twice.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          With a woman!

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                            I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

                            I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                            DeathByChocolate
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                            Too elephanting right! ;P

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                              ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                              I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                              BobJanova
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                              Always nice to know that what you spend time working on is actually useful to someone.

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                                With a woman!

                                speramus in juniperus

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Bah!

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                                  Bah!

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Was that meant for Griff?

                                  speramus in juniperus

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