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I'm a productive member of society...

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  • J Johnny J

    Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :laugh:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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    Best start robbing banks then... The retirement plan is great - guaranteed housing! Iain.

    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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      I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        HobbyProggy
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        one of my collegues just goes enrage and mashes up his desk and drawers.

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        • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

          ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

          I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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          CPallini
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          ... from the non-productive community! :thumbsup:

          Veni, vidi, vici.

          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

            ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

            I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            From the reproductive members of society

            speramus in juniperus

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              From the reproductive members of society

              speramus in juniperus

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              Johnny J
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              Oh, please don't!!! :~

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              • J Johnny J

                Oh, please don't!!! :~

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                CPallini
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                He did.

                Veni, vidi, vici.

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • CPalliniC CPallini

                  He did.

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Twice.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Twice.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    With a woman!

                    speramus in juniperus

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                    • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                      I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

                      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      DeathByChocolate
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                      Too elephanting right! ;P

                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                      • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                        ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                        I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                        BobJanova
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                        Always nice to know that what you spend time working on is actually useful to someone.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          With a woman!

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Bah!

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                          • P PIEBALDconsult

                            Bah!

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Was that meant for Griff?

                            speramus in juniperus

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