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I'm a productive member of society...

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  • M Mark_Wallace

    A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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    I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      HobbyProggy
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      one of my collegues just goes enrage and mashes up his desk and drawers.

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      • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

        ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

        I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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        CPallini
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        ... from the non-productive community! :thumbsup:

        Veni, vidi, vici.

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

          ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

          I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          From the reproductive members of society

          speramus in juniperus

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            From the reproductive members of society

            speramus in juniperus

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            Johnny J
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            Oh, please don't!!! :~

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              Oh, please don't!!! :~

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              CPallini
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              He did.

              Veni, vidi, vici.

              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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              • CPalliniC CPallini

                He did.

                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Twice.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Twice.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  With a woman!

                  speramus in juniperus

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                  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                    I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

                    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                    DeathByChocolate
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                    Too elephanting right! ;P

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                      ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      BobJanova
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                      Always nice to know that what you spend time working on is actually useful to someone.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        With a woman!

                        speramus in juniperus

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        Bah!

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          Bah!

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          Was that meant for Griff?

                          speramus in juniperus

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