I can't decide
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Why most of developers are single :P
Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? :)
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No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.
OriginalGriff wrote:
You keep horses in a stable.
And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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OriginalGriff wrote:
You keep horses in a stable.
And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!
"Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous
Veni, vidi, vici.
"Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Do you think is might be a sample set of 1? :confused: ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
OriginalGriff wrote:
Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind. ;P
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company. As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race. The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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"Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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"Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I should think so too! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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OriginalGriff wrote:
You keep horses in a stable.
And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Don't forget the sheep!
Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.
speramus in juniperus
Now I have to clean my monitor.
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
Don't forget the sheep!
Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Not really! :D
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Why most of developers are single :P
Singleton pattern in effect?
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!
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Why most of developers are single :P
Vishal Pand3y wrote:
Why most of developers are single :P
Most of everyone is single tongued. Except white men, of course -- their tongues are forked.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why most of developers are single :P
I do pretty well with the ladies ... until I open my mouth to speak.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
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No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.
Mary had a little lamb, She could call it in a jiff, But she had it in a different way To Original Griff. :P
PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]
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Why most of developers are single :P
What makes you believe that? I think it's quite the opposite.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
