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  • V Vishal Pand3y

    Why most of developers are single :P

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    OriginalGriff
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    Because Conjoined Twins are rare: Conjoined Developers only happens when Pair Programming is strictly enforced.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • V Vishal Pand3y

      Why most of developers are single :P

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

      speramus in juniperus

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      • V Vishal Pand3y

        Why most of developers are single :P

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        Dale Maley
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        Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

          speramus in juniperus

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          OriginalGriff
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          No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

            speramus in juniperus

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

            "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

            Veni, vidi, vici.

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

              speramus in juniperus

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              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              except for things with lights and beeps and gin

              FTFY! ;P

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              Ron White, Comedian

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              • V Vishal Pand3y

                Why most of developers are single :P

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                Jarek Kruza
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                Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? :)

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

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                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  You keep horses in a stable.

                  And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                  "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                  Ron White, Comedian

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                  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    You keep horses in a stable.

                    And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                    Ron White, Comedian

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                      "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                      "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

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                        DeathByChocolate
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                        Do you think is might be a sample set of 1? :confused: ;)

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                          I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind. ;P

                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                            You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company. As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race. The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.

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                              "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                              Lost User
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                              If you take exception to that quote, then you implicitly admit not belonging to the species mentioned :-)

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                              • D DeathByChocolate

                                "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                CPallini
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                                You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

                                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  I should think so too! ;P

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                                  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    You keep horses in a stable.

                                    And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                                    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                    Ron White, Comedian

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                    Don't forget the sheep!

                                    Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                                      speramus in juniperus

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                                      Corporal Agarn
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                                      Now I have to clean my monitor.

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                                      • V Vishal Pand3y

                                        Why most of developers are single :P

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                                        Mike Hankey
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                                        Singleton pattern in effect?

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                          Don't forget the sheep!

                                          Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                          Not really! :D

                                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

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