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  • V Vishal Pand3y

    Why most of developers are single :P

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    Dale Maley
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    Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

      speramus in juniperus

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      OriginalGriff
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      No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

        speramus in juniperus

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        CPallini
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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

        "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

        Veni, vidi, vici.

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

          speramus in juniperus

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          except for things with lights and beeps and gin

          FTFY! ;P

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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          • V Vishal Pand3y

            Why most of developers are single :P

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            Jarek Kruza
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            Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? :)

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

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              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              You keep horses in a stable.

              And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

              "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

              Ron White, Comedian

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              • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                OriginalGriff wrote:

                You keep horses in a stable.

                And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                Ron White, Comedian

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                OriginalGriff
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                Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • CPalliniC CPallini

                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                  "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                  DeathByChocolate
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                  "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

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                    DeathByChocolate
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                    Do you think is might be a sample set of 1? :confused: ;)

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                      I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind. ;P

                      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                      Ron White, Comedian

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company. As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race. The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.

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                        • D DeathByChocolate

                          "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Lost User
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                          If you take exception to that quote, then you implicitly admit not belonging to the species mentioned :-)

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                          • D DeathByChocolate

                            "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            CPallini
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                            You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                            • CPalliniC CPallini

                              You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                              Veni, vidi, vici.

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                              DeathByChocolate
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                              I should think so too! ;P

                              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                              • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                You keep horses in a stable.

                                And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                                "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                Ron White, Comedian

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                Don't forget the sheep!

                                Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                                  speramus in juniperus

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                                  Corporal Agarn
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                                  Now I have to clean my monitor.

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                                  • V Vishal Pand3y

                                    Why most of developers are single :P

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    Singleton pattern in effect?

                                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                      Don't forget the sheep!

                                      Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                      Not really! :D

                                      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                      Ron White, Comedian

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                                      • V Vishal Pand3y

                                        Why most of developers are single :P

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Vishal Pand3y wrote:

                                        Why most of developers are single :P

                                        Most of everyone is single tongued. Except white men, of course -- their tongues are forked.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • V Vishal Pand3y

                                          Why most of developers are single :P

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                                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                          I do pretty well with the ladies ... until I open my mouth to speak.

                                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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