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  • V Vishal Pand3y

    Why most of developers are single :P

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    Deveshdevil
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    Coz they are coded to be single.. :cool:

    Coding my dreams, compiling my future..

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    • V Vishal Pand3y

      Why most of developers are single :P

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      Dalek Dave
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      May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      • V Vishal Pand3y

        Why most of developers are single :P

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        OriginalGriff
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        Because Conjoined Twins are rare: Conjoined Developers only happens when Pair Programming is strictly enforced.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • V Vishal Pand3y

          Why most of developers are single :P

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

          speramus in juniperus

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          • V Vishal Pand3y

            Why most of developers are single :P

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            Dale Maley
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            Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

              speramus in juniperus

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              OriginalGriff
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              No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                speramus in juniperus

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                CPallini
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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                Veni, vidi, vici.

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                  speramus in juniperus

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                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  except for things with lights and beeps and gin

                  FTFY! ;P

                  "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                  Ron White, Comedian

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                  • V Vishal Pand3y

                    Why most of developers are single :P

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                    Jarek Kruza
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                    Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? :)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      You keep horses in a stable.

                      And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                      Ron White, Comedian

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                      • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        You keep horses in a stable.

                        And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                        "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                        Ron White, Comedian

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                          "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                            DeathByChocolate
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                            Do you think is might be a sample set of 1? :confused: ;)

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                              I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind. ;P

                              "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                                You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company. As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race. The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.

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                                • D DeathByChocolate

                                  "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  If you take exception to that quote, then you implicitly admit not belonging to the species mentioned :-)

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                                    "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    CPallini
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                                    You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                    Veni, vidi, vici.

                                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                                      You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                      DeathByChocolate
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                                      I should think so too! ;P

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                                      • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        You keep horses in a stable.

                                        And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                                        "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                        Ron White, Comedian

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                        Don't forget the sheep!

                                        Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                                          speramus in juniperus

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                                          Corporal Agarn
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                                          Now I have to clean my monitor.

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