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    Vishal Pand3y
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    Why most of developers are single :P

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      Why most of developers are single :P

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      Deveshdevil
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      Coz they are coded to be single.. :cool:

      Coding my dreams, compiling my future..

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        Why most of developers are single :P

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        Dalek Dave
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        May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          Why most of developers are single :P

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          OriginalGriff
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          Because Conjoined Twins are rare: Conjoined Developers only happens when Pair Programming is strictly enforced.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Why most of developers are single :P

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

            speramus in juniperus

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            • V Vishal Pand3y

              Why most of developers are single :P

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              Dale Maley
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              Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.

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                Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                speramus in juniperus

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                OriginalGriff
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                No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                  speramus in juniperus

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                  CPallini
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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                  "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    Intelligent women lurve code monkeys! We're reliable, generally practical and are low maintenance [except for things with lights and beeps]. AFAIK, the majority of the IT professionals I know are married or, with the younger ones, in stable relationships. Griff is married AND in a stable relationship. And a field relationship too.

                    speramus in juniperus

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                    Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    except for things with lights and beeps and gin

                    FTFY! ;P

                    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                    Ron White, Comedian

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                      Why most of developers are single :P

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                      Jarek Kruza
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                      Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? :)

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        No, no, no. You keep horses in a stable.

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                        Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        You keep horses in a stable.

                        And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                        "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                        Ron White, Comedian

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          You keep horses in a stable.

                          And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                          Ron White, Comedian

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • CPalliniC CPallini

                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            Intelligent women lurve code monkeys!

                            "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

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                            "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                              May we see the data you are using to arrive at that conclusion?

                              --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                              DeathByChocolate
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                              Do you think is might be a sample set of 1? :confused: ;)

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                                Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                                Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

                                I'll keep mine in the stable, if you don't mind. ;P

                                "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                Ron White, Comedian

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Nope, you keep sheep in a pen, or a barn. Or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

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                                  You also keep a goat in a stable, to keep the horse company. As early as the 1700s, goats were used as companion animals to help settle race horses, keeping the notoriously skittish animals relaxed. Taking a horse's pet goat away would have agitated and upset the animal, potentially influencing the outcome of a race. The practice of providing race horses with companion animals is still widespread, with horses bonding with ponies, chickens, dogs, and a variety of other animals in addition to goats. Many horses do indeed become deeply attached to their companions, exhibiting considerable stress when these animals are removed. Someone taking away a companion animal could negatively impact a horse's performance, and such incidents may have inspired the idiom “gets my goat” among observers.

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                                    "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    If you take exception to that quote, then you implicitly admit not belonging to the species mentioned :-)

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                                      "Intelligent women are a God oversight and an utmost accident for the whole humanity" --Anonymous :cough:?! :rolleyes: I leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and this is what starts to happen! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      CPallini
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                                      You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                      Veni, vidi, vici.

                                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                        You know, I strongly disagree with such coward, anonymous people! :-D

                                        Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                        DeathByChocolate
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                                        I should think so too! ;P

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          You keep horses in a stable.

                                          And sheep too. Don't forget the sheep! :D

                                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                          Ron White, Comedian

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                                          Don't forget the sheep!

                                          Do you honestly think that Griff needs to be reminded?

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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