Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. I didn't realize this law was necessary

I didn't realize this law was necessary

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
17 Posts 12 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • K Kschuler

    New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

    OriginalGriffO Offline
    OriginalGriffO Offline
    OriginalGriff
    wrote on last edited by
    #2

    The tat on that page doesn't make the mutt attractive: but it does distract from it's ugly mug, which may be the idea...

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • K Kschuler

      New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

      P Offline
      P Offline
      Pualee
      wrote on last edited by
      #3

      Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

      P B M 3 Replies Last reply
      0
      • P Pualee

        Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

        P Offline
        P Offline
        PapaCraft
        wrote on last edited by
        #4

        Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

        entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

        D 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • P Pualee

          Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

          B Offline
          B Offline
          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
          wrote on last edited by
          #5

          staple a nametag to each one

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • K Kschuler

            New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

            I Offline
            I Offline
            Ian Shlasko
            wrote on last edited by
            #6

            First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

            J 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • P Pualee

              Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

              M Offline
              M Offline
              Maarten Kools
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              Have you considered color coding with permanent markers?

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • I Ian Shlasko

                First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

                J Offline
                J Offline
                JimmyRopes
                wrote on last edited by
                #8

                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

                There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

                **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

                L 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • J JimmyRopes

                  Ian Shlasko wrote:

                  There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

                  There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

                  **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                  I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                  I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

                  L Offline
                  L Offline
                  Lost User
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #9

                  In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

                  P 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • P PapaCraft

                    Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

                    entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

                    D Offline
                    D Offline
                    Deflinek
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #10

                    That would be cruel! They are the siamese fighting fishes[^] and they are so fond of each other ;)

                    -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • L Lost User

                      In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

                      P Offline
                      P Offline
                      PIEBALDconsult
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #11

                      Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

                      I OriginalGriffO J 3 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

                        I Offline
                        I Offline
                        Ian Shlasko
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #12

                        "If I can drop-kick it over my back fence, it's not a dog." -- Jeff Dunham

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

                          OriginalGriffO Offline
                          OriginalGriffO Offline
                          OriginalGriff
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #13

                          And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                          P 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • K Kschuler

                            New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

                            J Offline
                            J Offline
                            JMK NI
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #14

                            But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

                            P 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • J JMK NI

                              But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

                              P Offline
                              P Offline
                              PapaCraft
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #15

                              For dog meat only the Veterinary Meat Inspection Stamp, the tatoo of first name isn't required!

                              entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                P Offline
                                P Offline
                                PIEBALDconsult
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #16

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Sphynx cat

                                Nothing wrong with a hairless pu.. [CARRIER LOST]

                                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • P PIEBALDconsult

                                  Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                                  You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

                                  J Offline
                                  J Offline
                                  JimmyRopes
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #17

                                  Even other dogs don't think Chihuahuas are dogs! :-D

                                  **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                                  I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
                                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                  I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  Reply
                                  • Reply as topic
                                  Log in to reply
                                  • Oldest to Newest
                                  • Newest to Oldest
                                  • Most Votes


                                  • Login

                                  • Don't have an account? Register

                                  • Login or register to search.
                                  • First post
                                    Last post
                                  0
                                  • Categories
                                  • Recent
                                  • Tags
                                  • Popular
                                  • World
                                  • Users
                                  • Groups