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I didn't realize this law was necessary

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  • P Pualee

    Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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    Maarten Kools
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    Have you considered color coding with permanent markers?

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    • K Kschuler

      New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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      Ian Shlasko
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      First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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      • I Ian Shlasko

        First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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        JimmyRopes
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        Ian Shlasko wrote:

        There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

        There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

        **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

        I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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          Ian Shlasko wrote:

          There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

          There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

          **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

          I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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          I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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          In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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          • P PapaCraft

            Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

            entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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            Deflinek
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            That would be cruel! They are the siamese fighting fishes[^] and they are so fond of each other ;)

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            • L Lost User

              In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

              You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                Ian Shlasko
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                "If I can drop-kick it over my back fence, it's not a dog." -- Jeff Dunham

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                  You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  • K Kschuler

                    New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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                    But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                      But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                      PapaCraft
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                      For dog meat only the Veterinary Meat Inspection Stamp, the tatoo of first name isn't required!

                      entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Sphynx cat

                        Nothing wrong with a hairless pu.. [CARRIER LOST]

                        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                          JimmyRopes
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                          Even other dogs don't think Chihuahuas are dogs! :-D

                          **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                          I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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