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I didn't realize this law was necessary

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  • P Pualee

    Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    staple a nametag to each one

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • P Pualee

      Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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      Maarten Kools
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      Have you considered color coding with permanent markers?

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      • K Kschuler

        New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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        Ian Shlasko
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        First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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        • I Ian Shlasko

          First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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          JimmyRopes
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          Ian Shlasko wrote:

          There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

          There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

          **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

          I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

            There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

            **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

            I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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            In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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            • P PapaCraft

              Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

              entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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              Deflinek
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              That would be cruel! They are the siamese fighting fishes[^] and they are so fond of each other ;)

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                In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                  You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  "If I can drop-kick it over my back fence, it's not a dog." -- Jeff Dunham

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                    And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

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                    • K Kschuler

                      New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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                      But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                      • J JMK NI

                        But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                        PapaCraft
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                        For dog meat only the Veterinary Meat Inspection Stamp, the tatoo of first name isn't required!

                        entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Sphynx cat

                          Nothing wrong with a hairless pu.. [CARRIER LOST]

                          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                          • P PIEBALDconsult

                            Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                            You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                            JimmyRopes
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                            Even other dogs don't think Chihuahuas are dogs! :-D

                            **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                            I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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