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I didn't realize this law was necessary

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  • K Kschuler

    New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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    Pualee
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    Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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      Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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      PapaCraft
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      Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

      entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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      • P Pualee

        Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        staple a nametag to each one

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          Terrible law... I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?

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          Maarten Kools
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          Have you considered color coding with permanent markers?

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          • K Kschuler

            New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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            Ian Shlasko
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            First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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              First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense. Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*. * But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...

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              JimmyRopes
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              Ian Shlasko wrote:

              There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

              There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

              **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

              I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.

                There ought to be a law against that. :sigh:

                **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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                In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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                  Easy! an aquarium for each fish...

                  entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                  Deflinek
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                  That would be cruel! They are the siamese fighting fishes[^] and they are so fond of each other ;)

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                    In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!

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                    Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                      "If I can drop-kick it over my back fence, it's not a dog." -- Jeff Dunham

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                        Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                        And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

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                        • K Kschuler

                          New York Passes Bill to Outlaw Tattooing Pets[^]

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                          But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                            But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest? Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?

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                            For dog meat only the Veterinary Meat Inspection Stamp, the tatoo of first name isn't required!

                            entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                              And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^] And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Sphynx cat

                              Nothing wrong with a hairless pu.. [CARRIER LOST]

                              You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                              • P PIEBALDconsult

                                Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.

                                You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                                JimmyRopes
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                                Even other dogs don't think Chihuahuas are dogs! :-D

                                **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                                I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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