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I hate lazy programmers...

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

    78.07 ml basil leaves
    2.46 ml soya sauce
    14.79 ml fish sauce
    ...

    I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    Go for 100 servings - that will simplify measurement... :laugh:

    I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      Go for 100 servings - that will simplify measurement... :laugh:

      I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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      OriginalGriff
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      Good idea! Now, all I need are another 49 leftover rump steaks from last night... :laugh:

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

        78.07 ml basil leaves
        2.46 ml soya sauce
        14.79 ml fish sauce
        ...

        I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        Lost User
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        Looks like you are making something asian. Asians usually are smaller and obviously eat smaller portions. :-)

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

          78.07 ml basil leaves
          2.46 ml soya sauce
          14.79 ml fish sauce
          ...

          I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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          WuRunZhe
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          Yes, you're right. But I think, you're also lazy! ;P

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          • L Lost User

            Looks like you are making something asian. Asians usually are smaller and obviously eat smaller portions. :-)

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

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            OriginalGriff
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            #6

            Indeed - Herself did sous vide steak last night, and we couldn't finish them, so I'm looking at a Thai Beef salad style thing to use up the meat.

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • W WuRunZhe

              Yes, you're right. But I think, you're also lazy! ;P

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              OriginalGriff
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              Of course I am! I sit here on my big, fat chunk, doing as little physical work as possible. Isn't that why we become developers? :laugh:

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Of course I am! I sit here on my big, fat chunk, doing as little physical work as possible. Isn't that why we become developers? :laugh:

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                phil o
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                Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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                • P phil o

                  Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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                  Super Lloyd
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                  I thought so too! :laugh:

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                  • P phil o

                    Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

                    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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                    Forogar
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                    It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

                    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                    • F Forogar

                      It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

                      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                      phil o
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                      Well, is it possible to have the API?

                      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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                      • P phil o

                        Well, is it possible to have the API?

                        There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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                        Forogar
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                        Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                        • F Forogar

                          Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                          phil o
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                          Well, like my doctor says (Dr Mouse), everything's hackable ^^

                          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                          • F Forogar

                            It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

                            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                            DJ van Wyk
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                            Lucky bastard. I married the only person in the world that believed I knew nothing about. That didn't last long though...

                            My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                              78.07 ml basil leaves
                              2.46 ml soya sauce
                              14.79 ml fish sauce
                              ...

                              I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                              greldak
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                              You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                                You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Hey! I didn't write this! :laugh: As it happened, I approximated, and it worked really, really nicely.

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                  78.07 ml basil leaves
                                  2.46 ml soya sauce
                                  14.79 ml fish sauce
                                  ...

                                  I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  ml

                                  Could have been worse, could have been measured in "cups".

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                    78.07 ml basil leaves
                                    2.46 ml soya sauce
                                    14.79 ml fish sauce
                                    ...

                                    I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    Member 9694337
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                                    We're not lazy....we just work hard so that we can order out all the time ;) (Although I've never seen 78ml of basil leaves, maybe I've seen a handful or a few grams.)

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                      78.07 ml basil leaves
                                      2.46 ml soya sauce
                                      14.79 ml fish sauce
                                      ...

                                      I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                      Lost User
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                                      It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                          I'd be happy to tell them. I don't think they're good cooks. I think they're good at marketing, hype, and over-charging for snails - is what I think they're good at.

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