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I hate lazy programmers...

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Of course I am! I sit here on my big, fat chunk, doing as little physical work as possible. Isn't that why we become developers? :laugh:

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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    phil o
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    Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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      Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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      Super Lloyd
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      I thought so too! :laugh:

      My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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        Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

        There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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        Forogar
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        It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          phil o
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          Well, is it possible to have the API?

          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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            Well, is it possible to have the API?

            There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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            Forogar
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            Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            • F Forogar

              Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              phil o
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              Well, like my doctor says (Dr Mouse), everything's hackable ^^

              There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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              • F Forogar

                It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

                - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                DJ van Wyk
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                Lucky bastard. I married the only person in the world that believed I knew nothing about. That didn't last long though...

                My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                  78.07 ml basil leaves
                  2.46 ml soya sauce
                  14.79 ml fish sauce
                  ...

                  I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  greldak
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                  You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                    You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Hey! I didn't write this! :laugh: As it happened, I approximated, and it worked really, really nicely.

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                      78.07 ml basil leaves
                      2.46 ml soya sauce
                      14.79 ml fish sauce
                      ...

                      I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      hairy_hats
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      ml

                      Could have been worse, could have been measured in "cups".

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                        78.07 ml basil leaves
                        2.46 ml soya sauce
                        14.79 ml fish sauce
                        ...

                        I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        Member 9694337
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                        We're not lazy....we just work hard so that we can order out all the time ;) (Although I've never seen 78ml of basil leaves, maybe I've seen a handful or a few grams.)

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                          78.07 ml basil leaves
                          2.46 ml soya sauce
                          14.79 ml fish sauce
                          ...

                          I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          Lost User
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                          It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                            It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                              Lost User
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                              I'd be happy to tell them. I don't think they're good cooks. I think they're good at marketing, hype, and over-charging for snails - is what I think they're good at.

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                78.07 ml basil leaves
                                2.46 ml soya sauce
                                14.79 ml fish sauce
                                ...

                                I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                James Curran
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                                OK, half a teaspoon of soya sauce, and half an ounce of fish sauce, but's the US measurement for basil leaves?

                                Truth, James

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                                  OK, half a teaspoon of soya sauce, and half an ounce of fish sauce, but's the US measurement for basil leaves?

                                  Truth, James

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  About 1/3rd of a cup, I think. Or a handful if you've got large hands.

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    ml

                                    Could have been worse, could have been measured in "cups".

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                                    PapaCraft
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                                    or in "pincée" (1/8 tsp!)

                                    entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                                      I'd be happy to tell them. I don't think they're good cooks. I think they're good at marketing, hype, and over-charging for snails - is what I think they're good at.

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                                      PapaCraft
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                                      you forgot the frogs! and many other food of which you have no idea...otherwise you shouldn't have this opinion!

                                      entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                        78.07 ml basil leaves
                                        2.46 ml soya sauce
                                        14.79 ml fish sauce
                                        ...

                                        I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                        Daniel R Przybylski
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                                        Mmmmmmmm, fish sauce.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                          78.07 ml basil leaves
                                          2.46 ml soya sauce
                                          14.79 ml fish sauce
                                          ...

                                          I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                          Maciej Los
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                                          I love lazy-constructive programmers! There is a bit different between lazy programmer and lazy-constructive programmer. First one does not want to do his job. Second one want to do the job: 1) as quick as it's possible, 2) as painless as it's possible, 3) as best as He can do it (never wants to do the things twice!) I can proudly say: i'm lazy-constructive programmer ;)

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