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I hate lazy programmers...

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  • P phil o

    Is it? Damned, I thought it was for the breathtaking sex-appeal it provides. Oh, but wait! That could explain a lot...

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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    Forogar
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    It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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    • F Forogar

      It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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      phil o
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      Well, is it possible to have the API?

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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      • P phil o

        Well, is it possible to have the API?

        There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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        Forogar
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        Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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        • F Forogar

          Sorry; it's a strictly single user, privileged interface situation! ;)

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          phil o
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          Well, like my doctor says (Dr Mouse), everything's hackable ^^

          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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          • F Forogar

            It worked for me. I married a cheerleader! ;P

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            DJ van Wyk
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            Lucky bastard. I married the only person in the world that believed I knew nothing about. That didn't last long though...

            My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

              78.07 ml basil leaves
              2.46 ml soya sauce
              14.79 ml fish sauce
              ...

              I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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              greldak
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              You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                You're measuring basil by volume! :confused: Also it needs to be clear as to whether that's fresh or dried. Looks like a double conversion via fl oz as I would expect those measures to have been in tsp (5ml) and tblsp (20ml) but why convert from a measuring unit everyone has available measures for? Oh and its going to cost to find finding a pipette to handle 10s of microlitres - good luck.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Hey! I didn't write this! :laugh: As it happened, I approximated, and it worked really, really nicely.

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                  78.07 ml basil leaves
                  2.46 ml soya sauce
                  14.79 ml fish sauce
                  ...

                  I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  hairy_hats
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  ml

                  Could have been worse, could have been measured in "cups".

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                    78.07 ml basil leaves
                    2.46 ml soya sauce
                    14.79 ml fish sauce
                    ...

                    I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    Member 9694337
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                    We're not lazy....we just work hard so that we can order out all the time ;) (Although I've never seen 78ml of basil leaves, maybe I've seen a handful or a few grams.)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                      78.07 ml basil leaves
                      2.46 ml soya sauce
                      14.79 ml fish sauce
                      ...

                      I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      Lost User
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                      It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                      • L Lost User

                        It really isn't possible to cook in metric.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Do you want to be the one to tell the French that? :laugh:

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          Lost User
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                          I'd be happy to tell them. I don't think they're good cooks. I think they're good at marketing, hype, and over-charging for snails - is what I think they're good at.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                            78.07 ml basil leaves
                            2.46 ml soya sauce
                            14.79 ml fish sauce
                            ...

                            I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            James Curran
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                            OK, half a teaspoon of soya sauce, and half an ounce of fish sauce, but's the US measurement for basil leaves?

                            Truth, James

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                              OK, half a teaspoon of soya sauce, and half an ounce of fish sauce, but's the US measurement for basil leaves?

                              Truth, James

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              About 1/3rd of a cup, I think. Or a handful if you've got large hands.

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                ml

                                Could have been worse, could have been measured in "cups".

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                                PapaCraft
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                                or in "pincée" (1/8 tsp!)

                                entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                                  I'd be happy to tell them. I don't think they're good cooks. I think they're good at marketing, hype, and over-charging for snails - is what I think they're good at.

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                                  PapaCraft
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                                  you forgot the frogs! and many other food of which you have no idea...otherwise you shouldn't have this opinion!

                                  entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                    78.07 ml basil leaves
                                    2.46 ml soya sauce
                                    14.79 ml fish sauce
                                    ...

                                    I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    Daniel R Przybylski
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                                    Mmmmmmmm, fish sauce.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      ...and I've just been to a recipe site that realized I'm in Europe, so it is giving me metric measures. Unfortunately, it's just used a fixed conversion from the US oddities and is suggesting I need:

                                      78.07 ml basil leaves
                                      2.46 ml soya sauce
                                      14.79 ml fish sauce
                                      ...

                                      I'm going to need a pipette for this one... :laugh:

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                      Maciej Los
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                                      I love lazy-constructive programmers! There is a bit different between lazy programmer and lazy-constructive programmer. First one does not want to do his job. Second one want to do the job: 1) as quick as it's possible, 2) as painless as it's possible, 3) as best as He can do it (never wants to do the things twice!) I can proudly say: i'm lazy-constructive programmer ;)

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                                        I love lazy-constructive programmers! There is a bit different between lazy programmer and lazy-constructive programmer. First one does not want to do his job. Second one want to do the job: 1) as quick as it's possible, 2) as painless as it's possible, 3) as best as He can do it (never wants to do the things twice!) I can proudly say: i'm lazy-constructive programmer ;)

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        I'd say the same for me, except I'm less concerned about "as quick as possible" and more concerned with "don't want to have to fix it - so get it right before it goes out" And it mostly works: a quick check of my current app: First released 10th Feb 2014. 15 revisions since 80 modifications 13 internal changes (neither bug fixes or mods, they don't affect use: terminology changes, additional documentation files, reorganised folder structures) 24 bug fixes. I'm happy with that, though the bug fix count is a bit high (mostly trivial spelling mistakes though)

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          I'd say the same for me, except I'm less concerned about "as quick as possible" and more concerned with "don't want to have to fix it - so get it right before it goes out" And it mostly works: a quick check of my current app: First released 10th Feb 2014. 15 revisions since 80 modifications 13 internal changes (neither bug fixes or mods, they don't affect use: terminology changes, additional documentation files, reorganised folder structures) 24 bug fixes. I'm happy with that, though the bug fix count is a bit high (mostly trivial spelling mistakes though)

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                          Maciej Los
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                                          On the other site... 24 bugs per 80 modifications it's 0.3 bug per modification. I'd like to say: it's acceptable ;)

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