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  • K Keith Barrow

    Of the kidneys? :~

    Alberto Brandolini:

    The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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    Munchies_Matt
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    Keith Barrow wrote:

    Of the kidneys

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ca c'est 'rein', pas 'rien'. :)

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    • M Munchies_Matt

      The German isn't any better, forbreading access! :laugh: :laugh: Seems to be a popular sign though: https://www.facebook.com/100001709701674/posts/714982661902051[^] Not that even they understood it: "een uitzicht waar je sprakeloos van wordt....." An 'out look' indeed. For the Dutch speakers, Access is more like what, weg? or voorgang perhaps?

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      Thomas Daniels
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      Munchies_Matt wrote:

      Access is more like what, weg? or voorgang perhaps?

      Access is 'toegang' in Dutch.

      The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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        Munchies_Matt wrote:

        Access is more like what, weg? or voorgang perhaps?

        Access is 'toegang' in Dutch.

        The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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        Munchies_Matt
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        Yeah, that rings a bell. 'Toegang bezookers' is a sign I used to see a lot. :)

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        • M megaadam

          Well they cannot event get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent: accès.

          Life is too shor

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          Kevin Marois
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          Well they cannot event even get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent: accès. FTFY :)

          If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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          • K Kevin Marois

            Well they cannot event even get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent: accès. FTFY :)

            If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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            megaadam
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            Fanks a lot. :-D

            Life is too shor

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            • M megaadam

              Fanks a lot. :-D

              Life is too shor

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              Kevin Marois
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              :laugh:

              If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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              • T Thomas Daniels

                In July, I was on vacation in France, and I came across a board that said "Accès interdit" (Access forbidden) because it was close to a cliff that was collapsing. What was this translated to? To "Speechless access"[^]... :doh:

                The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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                Rage
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                I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

                ~RaGE();

                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                • M Munchies_Matt

                  Not if its in uppercase it isn't.

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                  Maximilien
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                  Nope. Accents on upcase letters are accepted and encouraged by both the Académie Française[^] and the Office de la langue Française du Québec[^]. These is an exception for acronyms.

                  I'd rather be phishing!

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                  • M Maximilien

                    Nope. Accents on upcase letters are accepted and encouraged by both the Académie Française[^] and the Office de la langue Française du Québec[^]. These is an exception for acronyms.

                    I'd rather be phishing!

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                    Nope. The academie Francaise also encourages the use of 'stationment' instead of 'parking' to no avail too. :)

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                    • M megaadam

                      Well they cannot event get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent: accès.

                      Life is too shor

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      megaadam wrote:

                      spelt with an accent

                      I love accents with my hulled wheat. ;P /ravi

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        Nope. The academie Francaise also encourages the use of 'stationment' instead of 'parking' to no avail too. :)

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                        PapaCraft
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                        'stationnement'? :mad:

                        entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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                        • Z ZurdoDev

                          If you access, you may be left speechless. That's what they're saying. :)

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                          PapaCraft
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                          They're saying nothing, I suggest how they gone to such a bullshit the wrong orthograph of "Voix"(voice) instead "Voie"(way) gives : "sans voie d'accés" (no way access, dead-end way) that becomes: "sans voix d'accés" (speechless or voiceless access) do you see the idiocy? ("vois"-tu l'imbécilité) "voie, voix, vois" (track, voice, see) three different meaning with exactly the same pronunciation Unfortunately, this confirms the decay of French language by phonetically writing!

                          entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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