The dangers of an office job...

[newton saber]

Yes, I've had my spine removed long ago since it was really just a bother anyway. Much easier to be spineless these days.

[Mark_Wallace]

newton.saber wrote:

Much easier to be spineless these days.

Judging by the popularity of movies about snipers, being spineless is much more common, too.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Get rid of the chair and get either a yoga ball (or a stool) - your spine is not supposed to be supported. (Also - nobody i likely to steal the yoga ball)

[PhilLenoir]

You feel everything with your back? ... ah, you lay down all the time - gotcha!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Mike Hankey]

I lost mine in my 1st divorce. :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[S Houghtelin]

Mike Hankey wrote:

my 1st divorce

There were more? What did lose after that, your soul? I got it, your mind... ;) (Bank account balances don't count, I'm sure that was gone after the first)

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Mike Hankey]

After the first you just assume the position and wait for the reach around that never comes. :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[Lost User]

newton.saber wrote:

I've let them both go.

A balanced life is a happy life :cool:

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Roger Wright]

I've been working hard to develop those stomach, erm... muscles. I've gained a good 6" in "muscle" in the past 5 years! :-D

Will Rogers never met me.

[Mike Hankey]

Same here from a size 32 waist to 34, pure muscle. :) Right!!! The only muscle I've been exercising lately is my brain and the rest has been settling to my ass. :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[Sander Rossel]

In a lifetime :laugh: Nah, 26km a day. 13km single trip. Keeps me fit :)

My blog[^]

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[Sander Rossel]

It was actually my chair at home. If someone comes to steal my stuff my chairs will be the least of my worries :laugh:

My blog[^]

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[Sander Rossel]

My bicycle is fine. I've been cycling for a longer time, but my chair changed recently :)

My blog[^]

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[OriginalGriff]

Phew! I do hope they have showers in your office... X|

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Sander Rossel]

They don't, but I'm not sweaty :)

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
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[OriginalGriff]

Yeah... Right... :~

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Sander Rossel]

Alright, you got me... It's actually my strategy to get more work done during the day. As soon as someone enters my office they get this weird look on their face, turn around and make a run for the bathroom. My daily interruptions are at an all time low and my productivity is soaring. I plan to take the car to work one of these days so my boss can enter my office and promote me for my superior productivity :D

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
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[JammoD87]

My body rests on my stomach!

Personal Blog: A Software Programmer Twitter: JammoD

[Lost User]

My goodness man, what are you going to do when the zombies invade, the meteor strike happens, ISIS hits your office, followed by the Imamah and then Cthulhu, and then a sharknado, and another Sol Nemisis pass through the Oort cloud. You'd be so scr...d. To heck with the comfy share go lift some iron, get in shape for the coming catastrophes.

Rage against the narrative.

[Mycroft Holmes]

Sander Rossel wrote:

It's actually my strategy to get more work done during the day

That was my first thought but I live in the tropics and work in an "open plan" bench type set up.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH