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    Nueman
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    Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

    What we got here is a failure to communicate

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      Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

      What we got here is a failure to communicate

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      Mark_Wallace
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      "The plane had been flying at about 3,000 feet and hit a tree" Is he sure it wasn't a bowl of petunias?

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        Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

        What we got here is a failure to communicate

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        HobbyProggy
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        Semms like trees are flying in Murica :) Dunno how it otherwise should be possible to hit a tree on 3000 feet. BTW: Chewie is fine, he mauned that Han really fucked up but his fur saved his a** :-\

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          "The plane had been flying at about 3,000 feet and hit a tree" Is he sure it wasn't a bowl of petunias?

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          I think he may have crashed when he dodged that whale coming at him.

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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            Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

            What we got here is a failure to communicate

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            Jacquers
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            I see it was at a golf course. Was he trying to get a hole in one? :P

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              Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

              What we got here is a failure to communicate

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Best round of golf ever: 'I've got this for par - FECK ME THAT'S HAN SOLO CRASHING A PLANE ON THE 14TH!'

              veni bibi saltavi

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                Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                Keith Barrow
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                Well that's what happens when you mix up units for distance and time.

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                  Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                  What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  But is the plane fixable?

                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                    Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                    What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                    DaveX86
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                    Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...

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                      But is the plane fixable?

                      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      yes but the 18th fairway is toast

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...

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                        Stefan_Lang
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                        At least Sean Connery wasn't with him, calling him Junior ;P

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                          Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                          What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                          Slacker007
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                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982450/Internet-users-post-series-hilarious-memes-Harrison-Fords-plane-crash.html[^]

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                            I see it was at a golf course. Was he trying to get a hole in one? :P

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                            H Brydon
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                            No, if he was going to crash, he wanted it to be where there were doctors around.

                            I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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