Han Solo Crash Lands
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"The plane had been flying at about 3,000 feet and hit a tree" Is he sure it wasn't a bowl of petunias?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I think he may have crashed when he dodged that whale coming at him.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
Best round of golf ever: 'I've got this for par - FECK ME THAT'S HAN SOLO CRASHING A PLANE ON THE 14TH!'
veni bibi saltavi
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
Well that's what happens when you mix up units for distance and time.
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
But is the plane fixable?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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But is the plane fixable?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
yes but the 18th fairway is toast
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...
At least Sean Connery wasn't with him, calling him Junior ;P
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.
What we got here is a failure to communicate