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  • N Nueman

    Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

    What we got here is a failure to communicate

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    HobbyProggy
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    Semms like trees are flying in Murica :) Dunno how it otherwise should be possible to hit a tree on 3000 feet. BTW: Chewie is fine, he mauned that Han really fucked up but his fur saved his a** :-\

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      "The plane had been flying at about 3,000 feet and hit a tree" Is he sure it wasn't a bowl of petunias?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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      I think he may have crashed when he dodged that whale coming at him.

      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

      Ron White, Comedian

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      • N Nueman

        Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

        What we got here is a failure to communicate

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        Jacquers
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        I see it was at a golf course. Was he trying to get a hole in one? :P

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        • N Nueman

          Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

          What we got here is a failure to communicate

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Best round of golf ever: 'I've got this for par - FECK ME THAT'S HAN SOLO CRASHING A PLANE ON THE 14TH!'

          veni bibi saltavi

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          • N Nueman

            Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

            What we got here is a failure to communicate

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            Keith Barrow
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            Well that's what happens when you mix up units for distance and time.

            KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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            • N Nueman

              Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

              What we got here is a failure to communicate

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              Corporal Agarn
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              But is the plane fixable?

              Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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              • N Nueman

                Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                DaveX86
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                Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...

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                • C Corporal Agarn

                  But is the plane fixable?

                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  yes but the 18th fairway is toast

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • D DaveX86

                    Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...

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                    Stefan_Lang
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                    At least Sean Connery wasn't with him, calling him Junior ;P

                    GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

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                    • N Nueman

                      Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? [^] He appears to have survived, BTW. No word on Chewbacca's condition.

                      What we got here is a failure to communicate

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                      Slacker007
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                      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982450/Internet-users-post-series-hilarious-memes-Harrison-Fords-plane-crash.html[^]

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                      • J Jacquers

                        I see it was at a golf course. Was he trying to get a hole in one? :P

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                        H Brydon
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                        No, if he was going to crash, he wanted it to be where there were doctors around.

                        I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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