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    OriginalGriff
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    If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      What a zinger!

      veni bibi saltavi

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        jeron1
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        You relish these thoughts don't you.

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Sander Rossel
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          Mayo have all the sauce you need :)

          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Roger Wright
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            No, that just makes it harder to read.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              Mayo have all the sauce you need :)

              Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              den2k88
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              :thumbsup: I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea :-D

              Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                You relish these thoughts don't you.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Ravi Bhavnani
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                It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle. /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle. /ravi

                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Dill they really?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Dill they really?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    I have to condiment you on asking that question. /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                      :thumbsup: I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea :-D

                      Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi

                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        jeron1
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                        Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                          I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

                            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            jeron1
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                            Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Beware that you're not grilled about these puns. Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              • J jeron1

                                Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                You're right - that would stink. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  You're right - that would stink. /ravi

                                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  jeron1
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                                  Like a Limburger?

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    Like a Limburger?

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

                                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                      If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      ricmil42
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                                      You are all in medium rare form today.

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                                        Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

                                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.

                                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                          You are all in medium rare form today.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Well done :thumbsup:

                                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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