Really?
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013After reading this thread, I started reading an article about auto-rooting Android adware and burst out laughing. The robots have already gotten sick of humans, so now they're f**king themselves. :laugh:
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013I can't imagine how trying to have sex with the robots I usually manage you can't lose an "important part" trying to you know, discovery channel... :rolleyes:
[www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]
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Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
jeron1 wrote:
Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
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What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report. p.s. I am a reader.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
I read the drudge report every day, and have, for years. And then I read CNN to see what the socialists are saying. It all balances out.
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Simply put: "Gross" :~
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:
Robotic sheep?
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Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
reminds me of the Big Bang episode with the robotic hand
Pete
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013This is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read here. LOL!
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Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Lets add this to that list of things I DON'T WANT USED from Craigs List!
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Robotic sheep?
Androids dream of them, certainly.
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
