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  • R realJSOP

    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    Fabio Franco
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    Simply put: "Gross" :~

    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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    • V Vivi Chellappa

      Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:

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      WiganLatics
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      Robotic sheep?

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Peter Mulholland
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        reminds me of the Big Bang episode with the robotic hand

        Pete

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        • R realJSOP

          Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          CodeZombie62
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          This is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read here. LOL!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            dandy72
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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            too short

            Ah, so the tables have turned...

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            • R realJSOP

              Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              BrainiacV
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              Dude, you have put way too much thought into this. :laugh:

              Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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              • R realJSOP

                Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                Kirk 10389821
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                Lets add this to that list of things I DON'T WANT USED from Craigs List!

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                • W WiganLatics

                  Robotic sheep?

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                  WildlingCoder
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                  Androids dream of them, certainly.

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                  • R realJSOP

                    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                    TNCaver
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                    Surely this would violate Asimov's Third Law, at minimum.

                    If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.

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                    • R realJSOP

                      Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                      Ygnaiih
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                      I read an article by some woman who thought that men having sex with robots would some how be demeaning to women. This what I look like when I don't get it.

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