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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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Why are you dividing by (x-y) when you started with x=y? :doh:
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y.
Wrong... aint it? x2 -y2 / (x-y) => x+y xy -y2 / (x-y) => y+y xy / x-y => 1*1/1-1 => (actually how could you divide this when there is a minus...) y2 / x-y => y/x-1 => (actually how could you devide this when there is a minus...) But i guess thats bullshit 2 because it "should"? be x2/x-y - y2/x-y which ruins everything :) Okay screw everything... you are wrong, thats all i can say :)
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Dominic Burford wrote:
x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y.
Wrong... aint it? x2 -y2 / (x-y) => x+y xy -y2 / (x-y) => y+y xy / x-y => 1*1/1-1 => (actually how could you divide this when there is a minus...) y2 / x-y => y/x-1 => (actually how could you devide this when there is a minus...) But i guess thats bullshit 2 because it "should"? be x2/x-y - y2/x-y which ruins everything :) Okay screw everything... you are wrong, thats all i can say :)
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}HobbyProggy wrote:
xy -y2 / (x-y) => y+y
Nope. xy-y2 = y(x-y)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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HobbyProggy wrote:
xy -y2 / (x-y) => y+y
Nope. xy-y2 = y(x-y)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
Ah yeah i started to correct it because i know its not correct :) you have to divide every part of that equation that leads to funny result :)
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x2%3Dxy[^] you can use this site to experiment with your theories?
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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A high school teacher showed this to me some 10+ years back (feeling old now). All I can say is no.
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A high school teacher showed this to me some 10+ years back (feeling old now). All I can say is no.
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The only thing i can agree with is that 1 != 3/3 (at least not exactly) because 1/3 is 0,333... and multiplied with 3 it is just 0,99999.... which is technically 1 but not 100%
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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The only thing i can agree with is that 1 != 3/3 (at least not exactly) because 1/3 is 0,333... and multiplied with 3 it is just 0,99999.... which is technically 1 but not 100%
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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Dominic Burford wrote:
since we started with y nonzero.
oh, the irony.
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The only thing i can agree with is that 1 != 3/3 (at least not exactly) because 1/3 is 0,333... and multiplied with 3 it is just 0,99999.... which is technically 1 but not 100%
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}if the numerator and denominator are equal then the value must be 1. Then the second part is almost right, but you missed a very important point, a recurring value is only an *approximation* rather than the absolute. 1/3 is absolute, but the decimal 0.3. is only an approximation. Proof, without bad maths of the 9's reccuring - 0.9. == 1 Multiply by 10: 9.9. = 10 Subtract the original: 9.9. - 0.9. = 9 9 = 9 QED. This is accepted as proper maths, the 1=0 using division by zero is, however, not.
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if the numerator and denominator are equal then the value must be 1. Then the second part is almost right, but you missed a very important point, a recurring value is only an *approximation* rather than the absolute. 1/3 is absolute, but the decimal 0.3. is only an approximation. Proof, without bad maths of the 9's reccuring - 0.9. == 1 Multiply by 10: 9.9. = 10 Subtract the original: 9.9. - 0.9. = 9 9 = 9 QED. This is accepted as proper maths, the 1=0 using division by zero is, however, not.
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Nice :) But i guess as long as we have an approximation i'll go with its not exactly 1 :P
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This is accepted as proper maths, the 1=0 using division by zero is, however, not.
I already said that in an other statement that hes wrong
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x = y. Then x2 = xy. Subtract the same thing from both sides: x2 - y2 = xy - y2. Dividing by (x-y), obtain x + y = y. Since x = y, we see that 2 y = y. Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero. Subtracting 1 from both sides, 1 = 0. :wtf:
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Ah, the ol' divide by zero trick. I think my math teacher did that when I was in 8th grade. Almost 40 years ago. And I'm sure it's older than that. ;) Marc
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