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  • K Kevin Marois

    What's an indicator?

    If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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    RossMW
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    Something that is never used on a BMW

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      From your description of their driving courtesy, the BMW drivers could make good use of a bumper sticker saying **"My other car is an SUV".
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      Gary Wheeler
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      BMW makes SUV's, no?

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        Something that is never used on a BMW

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        or Volvo or Saab..

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        • G Gary Wheeler

          BMW makes SUV's, no?

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          Marco Bertschi
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          Anyone can get two stickers and put each of them on one of their two BMW SUVs.

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          • K Kevin Marois

            What's an indicator?

            If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            A trafficator

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              Turn signals, rear-view mirrors, headlights, ... the list goes on. My experience as a cyclist is that BMW drivers are asshats by choice, not by chance or innate talent.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Chris Maunder
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              Interestingly this varies by country and city. In Australia, it's the Volvo drivers who are the worst - though this may have changed. Over in Canada it's Lexus drivers (all the Volvo drivers over here are ageing hippies whose only crime is driving too slowly and with a hat on).

              cheers Chris Maunder

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              • K kmoorevs

                Whatever happened to just sticking your hand out of the window? People these days tend to take it as an insult. :confused:

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                It is the extended middle finger that causes the insult!

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • D Dominic Burford

                  just remember there are people who are at this very moment getting paid to put indicators on BMWs :laugh:

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                  Super Lloyd
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                  ok, it's both a pun and a joke... But seriously, don't robot do that, not people?

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                  • C Chris Maunder

                    Interestingly this varies by country and city. In Australia, it's the Volvo drivers who are the worst - though this may have changed. Over in Canada it's Lexus drivers (all the Volvo drivers over here are ageing hippies whose only crime is driving too slowly and with a hat on).

                    cheers Chris Maunder

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                    Peter_in_2780
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                    My experience here is that Subaru has taken over Volvo's aura of iunvulnerability. WRXs excepted, of course. Cheers, Peter

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                    • P Peter_in_2780

                      My experience here is that Subaru has taken over Volvo's aura of iunvulnerability. WRXs excepted, of course. Cheers, Peter

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                      Peter_in_2780 wrote:

                      My experience here is that Subaru has taken over Volvo's aura of iunvulnerability. WRXs excepted, of course.

                      Faarrrkkkk off Pete, I drive a 2001 Outback.

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                        Peter_in_2780 wrote:

                        My experience here is that Subaru has taken over Volvo's aura of iunvulnerability. WRXs excepted, of course.

                        Faarrrkkkk off Pete, I drive a 2001 Outback.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        Michael Martin wrote:

                        Faarrrkkkk off Pete, I drive a 2001 Outback.

                        That's almost word for word what my youngest bro said! ;P Peter

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

                          Turn signals, rear-view mirrors, headlights, ... the list goes on. My experience as a cyclist is that BMW drivers are asshats by choice, not by chance or innate talent.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          In the UK the cycling nemesis du jour is the Audi AKA, "The Four Ring Circus". Audis seem to attract a particularly stupid and careless class* of driver that might previously have driven a Beemer. *Yes, there are sensible and careful Audi drivers, but they do seem to be a _very_ small minority.

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                          • F Forogar

                            Aha! From your question I see you must be an American driver. This makes sense.

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                            Sander Rossel
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                            Or a BMW driver ;)

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                            • K Kevin Marois

                              What's an indicator?

                              If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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                              SoMad
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                              Don't feel too bad. I read the replies to your question and still don't know what they are talking. However, I have already lost interest, so I will just assume it is a turn signal even though that does not make me get the point of the original post.

                              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                              • R RossMW

                                Something that is never used on a BMW

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                                SoMad
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                                If you guys are talking about turn signals, I have seen BMW drivers use them on the Autobahn. They are going +200 km/h in the fast lane with their left turn signal on.

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  Interestingly this varies by country and city. In Australia, it's the Volvo drivers who are the worst - though this may have changed. Over in Canada it's Lexus drivers (all the Volvo drivers over here are ageing hippies whose only crime is driving too slowly and with a hat on).

                                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                                  SoMad
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                                  In Mexico, it is the bus drivers - believe me.

                                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  • S SoMad

                                    Don't feel too bad. I read the replies to your question and still don't know what they are talking. However, I have already lost interest, so I will just assume it is a turn signal even though that does not make me get the point of the original post.

                                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                    RossMW
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                                    Yep, they turn signals. Or as the joke goes. Just don't ask an Irishman if they working. Yes they are, no they not, yes they are, no they not........... :laugh:

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                                    • C Chris Maunder

                                      Interestingly this varies by country and city. In Australia, it's the Volvo drivers who are the worst - though this may have changed. Over in Canada it's Lexus drivers (all the Volvo drivers over here are ageing hippies whose only crime is driving too slowly and with a hat on).

                                      cheers Chris Maunder

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                                      xiecsuk
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                                      That's the first rule of driving:- "Beware of drivers who wear hats"

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                                      • K kmoorevs

                                        Whatever happened to just sticking your hand out of the window? People these days tend to take it as an insult. :confused:

                                        "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                                        xiecsuk
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                                        kmoorevs wrote:

                                        People these days tend to take it as an insult.

                                        No, that is accepted, providing the four fingers are together. It's when you use just two and separate them that the trouble starts.

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                                        • C Chris Maunder

                                          Interestingly this varies by country and city. In Australia, it's the Volvo drivers who are the worst - though this may have changed. Over in Canada it's Lexus drivers (all the Volvo drivers over here are ageing hippies whose only crime is driving too slowly and with a hat on).

                                          cheers Chris Maunder

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                                          Gary Wheeler
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                                          Locally our two sets of drivers are the aforementioned BMW's and red pickup trucks (any make/model). The pickups like snagging you with their right-hand rear view mirror. I don't know why color makes a difference.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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