A magician was walking down the street...
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A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!
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"Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit" -
A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!
My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
"Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit" -
A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!
My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
"Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"David O'Neil wrote:
A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp.
ouch! Was the lamp OK? ... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.
The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.
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Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville): A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears. The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?". The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!". The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!" * FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.
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"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.
