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A magician was walking down the street...

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  • J Jon McKee

    I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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    David ONeil
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    A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

    My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
    "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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      A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

      My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
      "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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      Jon McKee
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      I get this one :laugh:

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      • D David ONeil

        A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

        My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
        "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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        Lost User
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        David O'Neil wrote:

        A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp.

        ouch! Was the lamp OK? ... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.

        Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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        • J Jon McKee

          I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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          Lost User
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          If I explain, then it won't be as funny ;) (the funny-meter bar is already pretty low to be honest though)

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          • J Jon McKee

            I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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            OriginalGriff
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            Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Jon McKee
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              A baby seal walks into a club...

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              • J Jon McKee

                A baby seal walks into a club...

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                OriginalGriff
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                Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Jon McKee
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                  Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Jon McKee
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                    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                    • J Jon McKee

                      Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.

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                      The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.

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                      • J Jon McKee

                        I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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                        Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville): A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears. The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?". The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!". The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!" * FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.

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                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        • J Jacquers

                          and turned into a grocery store. I'll get my coat :laugh:

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                          Besinger
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                          My wife is a witch! We were driving down the road, she blew into my ear and I turned into a motel!

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                            The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.

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                            Jon McKee
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                            :thumbsup:

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