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  • J Jacquers

    and turned into a grocery store. I'll get my coat :laugh:

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    Jon McKee
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    I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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      I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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      David ONeil
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      A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

      My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
      "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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        A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

        My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
        "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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        Jon McKee
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        I get this one :laugh:

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          A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!

          My CodeProject Articles :: Our forgotten astronomic heritage :: My website.
          "Sorry, buddy, but this mission counts on everyone being as silent as possible, and your farts are just too much of a wildcard." - Korra to Meelo, "Kuvira's Gambit"

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          Lost User
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          David O'Neil wrote:

          A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp.

          ouch! Was the lamp OK? ... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.

          Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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          • J Jon McKee

            I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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            Lost User
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            If I explain, then it won't be as funny ;) (the funny-meter bar is already pretty low to be honest though)

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            • J Jon McKee

              I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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              OriginalGriff
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              Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Jon McKee
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                A baby seal walks into a club...

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                  A baby seal walks into a club...

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Jon McKee
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                    Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Jon McKee
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                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                      • J Jon McKee

                        Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.

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                        The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.

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                        • J Jon McKee

                          I don't get it :doh: Anyone wanna enlighten me?

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                          Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville): A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears. The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?". The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!". The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!" * FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.

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                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          • J Jacquers

                            and turned into a grocery store. I'll get my coat :laugh:

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                            My wife is a witch! We were driving down the road, she blew into my ear and I turned into a motel!

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                              The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.

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                              Jon McKee
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                              :thumbsup:

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