A magician was walking down the street...

Lost User

David O'Neil wrote:

A magician was walking down the street... ...and turned on a lamp.

ouch! Was the lamp OK? ... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.

Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

Lost User

If I explain, then it won't be as funny ;) (the funny-meter bar is already pretty low to be honest though)

OriginalGriff

Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Jon McKee

A baby seal walks into a club...

OriginalGriff

Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Jon McKee

Also... The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Jon McKee

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

F ES Sitecore

The barman asks what the first one wants. Two race conditions walk into a bar.

W Balboos GHB

Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville): A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears. The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?". The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!". The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!" * FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Besinger

My wife is a witch! We were driving down the road, she blew into my ear and I turned into a motel!

Jon McKee

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