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  • M Munchies_Matt

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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    CodeWraith
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    Choking on food may be a senseless way to go, but it's not so uncommon. I hope that there were not too many people too busy to help because they had to upload a video of what was happening.

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    • M Munchies_Matt

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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      glennPattonWork3
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      : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

      Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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        Quote:

        : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

        Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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        CodeWraith
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        One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          Quote:

          : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

          Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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          Lost User
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          glennPattonWork wrote:

          Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

          you "see" the problem ... his teeth? where are they? do tell - the family may still want them back.

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          • M Munchies_Matt

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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            Mycroft Holmes
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            I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Johnny J
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              And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

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                And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                Munchies_Matt
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                You have been to France then!

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                • M Mycroft Holmes

                  I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  Wagu? :)

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                    CS2011
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                    Munchies_Matt wrote:

                    What does he expect to happen!

                    Not getting choked on his food?

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                      Nelek
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                      There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      • N Nelek

                        There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

                        M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                        Munchies_Matt
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                        I'll take the fish I think!

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                        • M Munchies_Matt

                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                          Sander Rossel
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                          A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

                          Best, Sander Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                            A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

                            Best, Sander Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                            Who was good at Gurning. gurning - Google Search[^]

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                            • J Johnny J

                              And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

                              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                              Anonymous
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                              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                              Winston Churchill, 1944
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                              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                              Mark Twain

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                              CodeWraith
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                              And I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.

                              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                Nathan Minier
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                                Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                                "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                                  Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                                  "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                                  I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.

                                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                  • C CodeWraith

                                    One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                    Jorgen Andersson
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                                    It's a secret manouver.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      It's a secret manouver.

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      CodeWraith
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                                      Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)

                                      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                      • M Munchies_Matt

                                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                        jeron1
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                                        People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]

                                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                        • M Munchies_Matt

                                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                          DRHuff
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                                          These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!

                                          Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

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