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  • J Johnny J

    And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

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    Munchies_Matt
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    You have been to France then!

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      I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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      Wagu? :)

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        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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        Munchies_Matt wrote:

        What does he expect to happen!

        Not getting choked on his food?

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          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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          Nelek
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          There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

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            There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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            Munchies_Matt
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            I'll take the fish I think!

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            • M Munchies_Matt

              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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              A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

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                A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

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                Who was good at Gurning. gurning - Google Search[^]

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                • J Johnny J

                  And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                  And I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                    "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                      Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                      "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                      I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.

                      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                        One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                        It's a secret manouver.

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                          It's a secret manouver.

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          CodeWraith
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                          Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)

                          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                            People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]

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                              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                              These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!

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                                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                dandy72
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                                Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

                                Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.

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                                  Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                  No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

                                  Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.

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                                  It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!

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                                    It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!

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                                    The visuals. X| I suppose that's my own damned fault.

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                                    • M Munchies_Matt

                                      Wagu? :)

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                                      Mycroft Holmes
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                                      Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.

                                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        Probably ran in the 4:30 at Cheltehnam then.

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                                        • M Munchies_Matt

                                          I'll take the fish I think!

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                                          Nelek
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                                          I think I would take first the food processor

                                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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