Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
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And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
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Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
It's a secret manouver.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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It's a secret manouver.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.
It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!
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It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!
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Wagu? :)
Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Probably ran in the 4:30 at Cheltehnam then.
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I'll take the fish I think!
I think I would take first the food processor
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