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Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

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  • C CodeWraith

    One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    Nathan Minier
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    Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

    "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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      Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

      "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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      I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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      • C CodeWraith

        One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        It's a secret manouver.

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          It's a secret manouver.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          CodeWraith
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          Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          • M Munchies_Matt

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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            jeron1
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            People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • M Munchies_Matt

              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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              DRHuff
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              These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!

              Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

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              • M Munchies_Matt

                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                dandy72
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                Munchies_Matt wrote:

                No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

                Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.

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                • D dandy72

                  Munchies_Matt wrote:

                  No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

                  Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!

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                    dandy72
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                    The visuals. X| I suppose that's my own damned fault.

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      Wagu? :)

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • M Mycroft Holmes

                        Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        Probably ran in the 4:30 at Cheltehnam then.

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                        • M Munchies_Matt

                          I'll take the fish I think!

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                          Nelek
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                          I think I would take first the food processor

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