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  • M Munchies_Matt

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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    glennPattonWork3
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    : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

    Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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      Quote:

      : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

      Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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      CodeWraith
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      One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        Quote:

        : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak

        Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

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        glennPattonWork wrote:

        Hmmm, I think I see the problem...

        you "see" the problem ... his teeth? where are they? do tell - the family may still want them back.

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        • M Munchies_Matt

          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • M Mycroft Holmes

            I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            Johnny J
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            And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Munchies_Matt
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              Wagu? :)

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              • J Johnny J

                And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

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                Munchies_Matt
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                You have been to France then!

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                • M Munchies_Matt

                  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                  CS2011
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                  Munchies_Matt wrote:

                  What does he expect to happen!

                  Not getting choked on his food?

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                    Nelek
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                    There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

                    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      I'll take the fish I think!

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                        A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.

                          Best, Sander Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                          Who was good at Gurning. gurning - Google Search[^]

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                          • J Johnny J

                            And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                            Winston Churchill, 1944
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                            Mark Twain

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                            CodeWraith
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                            And I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.

                            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                              One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                              Nathan Minier
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                              Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                              "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                                Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.

                                "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                                CodeWraith
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                                I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.

                                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                  One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.

                                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  It's a secret manouver.

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    It's a secret manouver.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    CodeWraith
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                                    Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)

                                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                    • M Munchies_Matt

                                      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                      jeron1
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                                      People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]

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                                      • M Munchies_Matt

                                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                        DRHuff
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                                        These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!

                                        Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

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                                        • M Munchies_Matt

                                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

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                                          dandy72
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                                          Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                          No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!

                                          Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.

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