Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
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: Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
Hmmm, I think I see the problem...
One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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: Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
Hmmm, I think I see the problem...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:
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And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainYou have been to France then!
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I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Wagu? :)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills". If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
I'll take the fish I think!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.
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A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.
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And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAnd I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
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Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
It's a secret manouver.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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It's a secret manouver.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6019823/Mother-man-choked-death-steak-says-lack-teeth-contributed-death.html WTF? No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.
It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!
