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Useless IoT item of the weekend

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  • N Nelek

    I don't know what's worst... that someone came with the idea... or that it already raised almost $10k

    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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    OriginalGriff
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    Think "dot com" bubble of the 90's, I suspect.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Think "dot com" bubble of the 90's, I suspect.

      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Nelek
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      or too many idiots people that don't know when their legs are being pulled want to invest in a emergent business

      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Ah! So! I see the idea, but you aren't taking it quite far enough. You shake a salt cellar to dispense salt, yes? So what this needs is a "shake to charge" system. Given that the dispense is motorised, quarter of an hour of shaking should provide enough charge to dispense salt for one person (and run the WiFi for a while). :-D

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        David ONeil
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        ...but you aren't taking it quite far enough.

        Trust me. I already had plans to take it MUCH further in the production version!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          This just won't die, no matter how hard I try: people keep inventing square wheels and connecting them to t'interwebs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SMALT: The IoT Salt dispenser[^] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Eytukan
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          Useless IoT item The whole thing is useless. Unless they all agree to give it back it's simple, original name "Embedded". :-O

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          • E Eytukan

            Useless IoT item The whole thing is useless. Unless they all agree to give it back it's simple, original name "Embedded". :-O

            Full Reset

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            OriginalGriff
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            It's worse than that: "Embedded" software was useful! :laugh:

            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              This just won't die, no matter how hard I try: people keep inventing square wheels and connecting them to t'interwebs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SMALT: The IoT Salt dispenser[^] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              GuyThiebaut
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              If it leverages AI, machine learning or blockchain I want one ;P

              “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

              ― Christopher Hitchens

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                This just won't die, no matter how hard I try: people keep inventing square wheels and connecting them to t'interwebs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SMALT: The IoT Salt dispenser[^] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Reelix
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                $9,426 USD raised by 0 backers I don't know about you - But I find it pretty impressive that they can fund 30% of their project from external users without actually receiving funding!

                -= Reelix =-

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                • N Nelek

                  I don't know what's worst... that someone came with the idea... or that it already raised almost $10k

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  Quirkafleeg
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                  Not quite:

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                  $9,426 USD raised by 0 backers

                  That many? :-D

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    This just won't die, no matter how hard I try: people keep inventing square wheels and connecting them to t'interwebs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SMALT: The IoT Salt dispenser[^] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    Daniel R Przybylski
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                    Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) | Twitter[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      This just won't die, no matter how hard I try: people keep inventing square wheels and connecting them to t'interwebs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SMALT: The IoT Salt dispenser[^] Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      obermd
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                      It's in good company with those IoT sex toys. Seriously though, how lazy are we that we need the refrigerator to tell us we're out of milk or a salt shaker to tell is it's empty?

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        Internet of Plants, or this[^]. You do realize plants are living things, right? They may develop a (group) sentience and start growing us for food :laugh:

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                        milo xml
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                        They have a nervous system of sorts. Brains and communication can't be far behind? Plants communicate[^]

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                        • D Dave Kreskowiak

                          OH FFS! Really? This is why we can't have nice things. EVERYTHING has to have a battery in it, be rechargeable, and WiFi connected?! It'll be on a few tables for a week and then the land fill! What's next? A :elephant:ing pencil sharpener!?!? Simple things should be left SIMPLE!

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                          MKJCP
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                          This gave me a vision of a landfill full of dispensed IoT devices, a million voices crying out in harmony for connectivity. Creepy.

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