if you could time-travel ?
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Apparently he didn't die and is currently living in a secret nazi base on the far side of the moon - along with Elvis.
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I thought he moved to South Carolina and became a greeter at a Wal-Mart. (There were too many Jewish people in Miami.)
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Into the future, or the past, and, be present as an invisible observer: when/where would you go ? I'll add my choice, later.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I think it would be interesting to attend my own funeral :rose:
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Into the future, or the past, and, be present as an invisible observer: when/where would you go ? I'll add my choice, later.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
What kind of time travel? The one from back to the future or the one from hot tub time machine? Meaning are we talking branching time lines here or one self-coherent spacetime?
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Into the future, or the past, and, be present as an invisible observer: when/where would you go ? I'll add my choice, later.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
If you know the novel/movie "Time Machine", then you know why it's not a good idea to travel into the future: You will not feel at home in your original time frame any more, and the future will become your present. I know, quoting R. Kelly has become politically incorrect recently, but he puts like this, and I totally agree: "I wanna have to find my way, and I don't wanna have a clue. Just let the universe surprise me" So my only option would be to travel into the past. What I'd definitely like to see the most are dinosaurs. My favorite time would be the Jurassic period, as the Cretaceous period with its T-Rex and Velociraptor is too mainstream for me. I'd prefer to see the Brontosaurus, the Allosaurus, the Stegosaurus, the Diplodocus and the Archaeopteryx.
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So...you know the exact date of your own demise? :~ Although I suppose you could go far enough into the future to look up your own obituary, then go back to that date... But my question is...what would you be trying to learn by attending your own funeral...? I think the risk is that, were it possible, it could fundamentally change what you think of some people, even closest friends and relatives...would you risk it?
If your best friend did not go to your funeral would you go to theirs? Oh, yes, I would definitely drag my rotting carcass to their funeral just to see everyone else freak out.
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I'd use it to skip advert breaks on TV.
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Get a DVR. Start watching after the show is over. then power through the commercials. Works for me.
ZZZZZZZ
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Get a DVR. Start watching after the show is over. then power through the commercials. Works for me.
ZZZZZZZ
We have a Sky box which does that. Unfortunately I also have Herself, who doesn't.
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No particular order: - October 11, 1492 to watch the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria before they step foot on Guanahani. - Febuary 07, 2862 to lobby the world government to remove the temporal non-interference treaty and extend coverage down to 2000. - III Akhet 8, I'd go and watch the construction work on the Great Pyramid of Cheops as it's being renovated by Khufu. - July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon. Best Wishes, David Delaune
I don't know about the first three. But I was in the Beaconette Lounge, at the bar, drinking a cold Dixie beer, waiting for the band to come on, and watched on a black and white TV (the Transmission was in B&W too), as it happened. It was very cool. :cool::cool::cool:
Nothing was said about Elvis or Hitler on the other side of the moon, though.
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We have a Sky box which does that. Unfortunately I also have Herself, who doesn't.
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Yes. My wife seems to enjoy the commercials more that the shows too. That's why we don't watch much TV together. She also insists on commenting on all of the action while it is happening! I will never understand women ...
SWMBO runs my life for me.
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Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there. Well done, Marc...
dandy72 wrote:
Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there.
Well, if it's a double, I don't get an exception, I get infinity! How fitting, haha.
> double a = 0.0;
double b = 1.0;
double c = b / a;
c
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Into the future, or the past, and, be present as an invisible observer: when/where would you go ? I'll add my choice, later.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I don't know about the first three. But I was in the Beaconette Lounge, at the bar, drinking a cold Dixie beer, waiting for the band to come on, and watched on a black and white TV (the Transmission was in B&W too), as it happened. It was very cool. :cool::cool::cool:
Nothing was said about Elvis or Hitler on the other side of the moon, though.
Hmmmm,
Slow Eddie wrote:
But I was in the Beaconette Lounge, at the bar, drinking a cold Dixie beer, waiting for the band to come on
Yes, the broadcast was interesting to see. But there is probably a much better view when looking from the edge of the crater 190 meters away from the landing site. Best Wishes, -David Delaune
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I'd go way back to the moment life began on Earth. Not human life or dinosaurs or insects... the very first spark of life.
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Well, hard to choose the future as we don't know what events will occur... So I will go back in time and watch the dinosaurs get wiped out.
I would go back and just watch the dinosaurs live. People have speculated that the T-Rex was about as intelligent as a cat. Did it play with its prey as a cat does? Did it train it young to hunt? Inquiring minds want to know.
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No particular order: - October 11, 1492 to watch the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria before they step foot on Guanahani. - Febuary 07, 2862 to lobby the world government to remove the temporal non-interference treaty and extend coverage down to 2000. - III Akhet 8, I'd go and watch the construction work on the Great Pyramid of Cheops as it's being renovated by Khufu. - July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon. Best Wishes, David Delaune
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Randor wrote:
July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
Day early, mate. He didn't step out until the 21st (UTC, anyway). You've got a time machine, and you're wasting time?? :-D
Well,
DerekT-P wrote:
You've got a time machine, and you're wasting time??
Yes, about eight hours early I believe. Front row seats at the rim of the crater are expensive and it takes a while to coordinate the 700nm viewing ports so all 65,535 viewers get an unobstructed view. Besides, everyone wants to see them land too. :-\ Best Wishes, -David Delaune
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To see what the Romans had done for them?
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Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life! :)
Hmmmm,
sasadler wrote:
Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life!
Would that make all of the life decended from @Mike-Mullikin [Mulligans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulligan\_(games))? Best Wishes, -David Delaune
