We really need to STOP making fun of different programming languages...
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Why ? Also, in some cases, like VB6, it's the user and not the language, or maybe both. No reason to stop unless you know something better to do.
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I don't hate PHP but I'm just not particularly excited about its existence. :-D
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Sander Rossel wrote:
JavaScript is AWESOME
I know a lot of people who no longer believe you can spell: "AWFUL" has no 'E's, no 'S's, no 'O's, and no 'M's ... but we knew what you meant.
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You are absolutely right: we need to get serious, and admit that all programming languages suck ... except the one, or two, we really like.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Sander Rossel wrote:
C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING
F...P...C...B...P...A... first letters of all capitalized words...hmm...??? I searched for the hidden code that had the sarcastic remark that would reveal that you actually meant that we __must, of course, keep making fun of of most programming languages__ but I couldn't find it. Can you please point out the anagram, backronym, encoded message, enigma so I can partake of your sarcasm? :laugh: :laugh: Cuz, if you're a _REAL PROGRAMMER_ then there must be hidden sarcasm there somewhere. :rolleyes:
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Well said. BTW, you missed out "and c# is better than all those POS"
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CodeProject on Twitter: "STOP the bullying… "[^] ;P
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer
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CodeProject on Twitter: "STOP the bullying… "[^] ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Python has braceless if statements
Real programmers use butterflies
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CodeProject on Twitter: "STOP the bullying… "[^] ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
I got it from Facebook, but it was a Twitter screenshot, so probably a screenshot from the CodeProject Twitter account on the CodeProject Facebook page which I now shared back on CodeProject :laugh:
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Sander Rossel wrote:
C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING
F...P...C...B...P...A... first letters of all capitalized words...hmm...??? I searched for the hidden code that had the sarcastic remark that would reveal that you actually meant that we __must, of course, keep making fun of of most programming languages__ but I couldn't find it. Can you please point out the anagram, backronym, encoded message, enigma so I can partake of your sarcasm? :laugh: :laugh: Cuz, if you're a _REAL PROGRAMMER_ then there must be hidden sarcasm there somewhere. :rolleyes:
When I say anything good about Java it's sarcasm, and not hidden :laugh:
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I got it from Facebook, but it was a Twitter screenshot, so probably a screenshot from the CodeProject Twitter account on the CodeProject Facebook page which I now shared back on CodeProject :laugh:
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Now you just need to take a blurry picture of the screen with your phone, paste it into a Word document, fax that document to yourself, scan it in, and then upload the scan to Facebook. :-D
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Python has braceless if statements
Real programmers use butterflies
I prefer to kiss girls without braces. Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls. (Actually, I even preferred girls without bras.) Programming languages might be diferent. I was programming Pascal in my youth, with BEGIN and END. Sometimes I preferred that in girls as well. Nowadays, I would prefer a BEGIN only. I don't think girls with braces would attract me nowadays.
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I don't get it. What's the joke?
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Ya, I saw that, it just wasn't funny to me. I guess you need Monty Python humor to think it's funny. :-\
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I prefer to kiss girls without braces. Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls. (Actually, I even preferred girls without bras.) Programming languages might be diferent. I was programming Pascal in my youth, with BEGIN and END. Sometimes I preferred that in girls as well. Nowadays, I would prefer a BEGIN only. I don't think girls with braces would attract me nowadays.
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Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls.
You've moved on to boys? ;)
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Ya, I saw that, it just wasn't funny to me. I guess you need Monty Python humor to think it's funny. :-\
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Then you got the joke; that you don't find it funny is another story. I don't find it funny that Delphi is FORGOTTEN.
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