We really need to STOP making fun of different programming languages...

Slacker007

:laugh:

MehreenTahir

I don't hate PHP but I'm just not particularly excited about its existence. :-D

OriginalGriff

Sander Rossel wrote:

JavaScript is AWESOME

I know a lot of people who no longer believe you can spell: "AWFUL" has no 'E's, no 'S's, no 'O's, and no 'M's ... but we knew what you meant.

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BillWoodruff

You are absolutely right: we need to get serious, and admit that all programming languages suck ... except the one, or two, we really like.

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raddevus

Sander Rossel wrote:

C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING

F...P...C...B...P...A... first letters of all capitalized words...hmm...??? I searched for the hidden code that had the sarcastic remark that would reveal that you actually meant that we __must, of course, keep making fun of of most programming languages__ but I couldn't find it. Can you please point out the anagram, backronym, encoded message, enigma so I can partake of your sarcasm? :laugh: :laugh: Cuz, if you're a _REAL PROGRAMMER_ then there must be hidden sarcasm there somewhere. :rolleyes:

F ES Sitecore

Well said. BTW, you missed out "and c# is better than all those POS"

Richard Deeming

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raddevus

Wait...was the post here plagiarism!?! Plagiarism in the midst of us!! :laugh:

ZurdoDev

I don't get it. What's the joke?

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honey the codewitch

Python has braceless if statements

Real programmers use butterflies

Sander Rossel

I got it from Facebook, but it was a Twitter screenshot, so probably a screenshot from the CodeProject Twitter account on the CodeProject Facebook page which I now shared back on CodeProject :laugh:

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Sander Rossel

When I say anything good about Java it's sarcasm, and not hidden :laugh:

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Richard Deeming

Now you just need to take a blurry picture of the screen with your phone, paste it into a Word document, fax that document to yourself, scan it in, and then upload the scan to Facebook. :-D

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kalberts

I prefer to kiss girls without braces. Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls. (Actually, I even preferred girls without bras.) Programming languages might be diferent. I was programming Pascal in my youth, with BEGIN and END. Sometimes I preferred that in girls as well. Nowadays, I would prefer a BEGIN only. I don't think girls with braces would attract me nowadays.

Lost User

Look at what positive things he says about PHP :thumbsup:

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ZurdoDev

Ya, I saw that, it just wasn't funny to me. I guess you need Monty Python humor to think it's funny. :-\

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ZurdoDev

Member 7989122 wrote:

Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls.

You've moved on to boys? ;)

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CPallini

You missed COBOLotomic! :-D

Lost User

Then you got the joke; that you don't find it funny is another story. I don't find it funny that Delphi is FORGOTTEN.

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kalberts

ZurdoDev wrote:

You've moved on to boys?

In my entire life I haven't met any boy I found attractive in that way. Chances are minimal that it will happen now. I guess that we are different in this respect: If so should happen, I would certainly not feel ashamed by it. It wouldn't be against my morals. My ideas of what is "natural". A handful of my colleagues / friends have same-sex SOs. I think that is fine. With my opposite-sex SO friends/collagues, I often shake my head: How can they manage to live with that person? - but that is none of my business. Actually, none of my same-dsex SO friends/colleagues provoke the same reactions in me. If it did, I would say the same to myself: That is none of my business. That is one aspect that puzzles me: The Land of Freedom certainly is not one who grants you freedom from your neighbour's codemnation. In principele, you have your freedom, but the price you may have to pay is that your neighbours won't talk to you, you may have problems finding a job, people won't do business with you. That makes your freedom somewhat hollow.