Worst Joke Wednesday
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
Question: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? Punchline: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the entire prick. jhaga CodeProject House, Paul Watson wrote: ...and the roar of John Simmons own personal Nascar in the garage. Meg flitting about taking photos.Chris having an heated arguement with Colin Davies and .S.Rod. over egian values. Nish manically typing *censur*. Duncan racing around after his pet *c.* Michael Martin and Bryce loudly yelling *c.* C.G. having a fit as Roger Wright loads up *c.* . Anna waving her *c.* and Deb scoffing chocolates in the corner. ...Good heavens!
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
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Q: Whats the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can unload one with a pitch fork.
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: "so, do you know how to drive this thing?" // this is my favorite What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn! (dam) <Looks around for kid sister> A guy, dress in a plastic bag, walks into a psycharist's (spelling?) office. The psycharist says: "I can clearly say you're (your) nuts" I think that's enough for now. :-D I prefer to wear gloves when using it, but that's merely a matter of personal hygiene [Roger Wright on VB] Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. [Rich Cook]
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his butt. Q: What is the difference between a nun and a women taking a bath? A: A nun has hope in her soul --- This one is from Reader's Digest: An egg, a piece of toast, and two pieces of bacon walk into a bar to order some drinks. The egg says "Bartender, a round of drinks for me and my friends." Bartender looks over and says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
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Classics: Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway. Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
Shog9
drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds...
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence... A: It's time to get a new fence! 'til next we type... HAVE FUN! -- Jesse
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
Q: What do you call a blind deer. A: No idea... Q: Okay then, what do you call a blind deer with no legs. A: Still no idea.... Okay.. you did ask for bad jokes! My world tour What I do now.. "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best. "I suppose if it was a choice between bon jovi and the interior of a car, the car would win, even it didnt have a radio and I had to sit in silence" James Simpson on Light Metal.
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Q. Why don't blind people skydive? A. Because it scares the crap out of their dogs. And I just love... Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. J
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."
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Q. What if he's under your car? A. Jack Hey don't worry, I can handle it. I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why are you dressed like that? - Jack Burton
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Q. Why don't blind people skydive? A. Because it scares the crap out of their dogs. And I just love... Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. J
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."
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Confucious say: He who live in glass house, dress in basement. "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Jon Sagara
A bottle a night isn't alcoholism - it's persistence! -- A coworker, jokingly -
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs buried in the sand? A. Doug Q. What if he's water skiing? A. Skip Q. What if he's floating in the water? A. Bob Q. What if he's standing outside your front door? A. Matt
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.Hanging on a wall? Art. Two guys hanging above a window? Curt and Rod. --Mike-- "So where does that leave us? Well, it leaves us right back where we started, only more confused than before." -- Matt Gullett Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber
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Of course, you need to follow that with: Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off its head.
Shog9
drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds...
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Classics: Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway. Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
Shog9
drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds...
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs buried in the sand? A. Doug Q. What if he's water skiing? A. Skip Q. What if he's floating in the water? A. Bob Q. What if he's standing outside your front door? A. Matt
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching. -
Or better yet: Q. What's red, two feet tall, and can't turn around in a hallway? A. A baby with a javellin through its head. :rolleyes: - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
Q. What's green and red and goes round and round and round A. A frog in a blender. cheers, Chris Maunder
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
Fortune cookie say: People who live in glass houses shouldn't do housework in the nude Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Two sausages are lying in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot in here, eh buddy." The second sausage says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING SAUSAGE!!" Answer: Pass the hat. Question: What does a cannibal do 6 hours after he eats Minnie Pearl? Answer: French toast. Question: What does a lonely pastry chef do? --Mike-- "So where does that leave us? Well, it leaves us right back where we started, only more confused than before." -- Matt Gullett Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber
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I'm having a day and a half. Bad jokes needed ASAP. Lemme start: Q. Why do you look out the window in the morning? A. Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway. Q. Why don't sharks eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. cheers, Chris Maunder
dirty ----- Q. Do you know the difference between camping and dirty, dirty sex? A. No Q. Do you want to go camping? ;) nonsense but very old ---------------------- Q. Whats the difference between a duck? A. Both of its legs are twice the same. :confused: