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  • M Marc Clifton

    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

    Latest Article:
    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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    OriginalGriff
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    Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • M Marc Clifton

      I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

      Latest Article:
      Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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      Amarnath S
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      "It's not that critical". "There is a simple workaround".

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      • M Marc Clifton

        I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

        Latest Article:
        Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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        RickZeeland
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        "It must be a Dotfuscator error" :-\

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        • M Marc Clifton

          I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

          Latest Article:
          Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Did you turn it off and back on again?

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          • M Marc Clifton

            I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

            Latest Article:
            Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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            jeron1
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            I generally hear a fair amount of cussing.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • M Marc Clifton

              I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

              Latest Article:
              Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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              Mike Hankey
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              Why no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.

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              • M Marc Clifton

                I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                Latest Article:
                Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                kmoorevs
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                :laugh: The first 3 are spoken daily here! Example: Late yesterday afternoon, a customer called to inform me that her reports weren't working...none of them! :omg: I quickly checked on my system...no problems so I remarked, 'well, it works for me'. She replied, 'It worked fine this morning.' I relented and started a remote. When I got on her system, there were over a dozen report windows loaded in the background! 'Huh' :wtf:

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                  Latest Article:
                  Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                  Ron Anders
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                  "Son of a....." Stupid Javascript Stupid Microsoft. Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                    Latest Article:
                    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    "That's easy. I'll have it done today."

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                      Latest Article:
                      Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                      Lost User
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                      "Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"

                      "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                        Latest Article:
                        Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                        Craig Robbins
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                        Sounds like a PICNIC to me. (Problem in Chair, Not in Computer) And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair" :)

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          honey the codewitch
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                          Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG

                          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                          • M Marc Clifton

                            I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                            Latest Article:
                            Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                            k5054
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                            That's a hardware problem.

                            Keep Calm and Carry On

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                            • M Marc Clifton

                              I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                              Latest Article:
                              Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                              StarNamer work
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                              "There is absolutely no way it could do that."

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                Latest Article:
                                Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                jmaida
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                                I am off by 1 somewhere.

                                "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                                • M Marc Clifton

                                  I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                  Latest Article:
                                  Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                  abmv
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                                  you people are such a disgrace.. chatgpt is better !!!

                                  Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long

                                  We are in the beginning of a mass extinction. - Greta Thunberg

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                                  • M Marc Clifton

                                    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                    Latest Article:
                                    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                    englebart
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                                    The user did “what”? The user cannot do that. (log proves otherwise)

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                                    • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                      Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG

                                      To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                      englebart
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                                      But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?

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                                        But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?

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                                        honey the codewitch
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                                        Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny. :)

                                        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                        • StarNamer workS StarNamer work

                                          "There is absolutely no way it could do that."

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                                          jschell
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                                          To be fair I have seen that. The code did not now and never did what they were claiming. They were asking for a new feature but claiming that it was a bug.

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