What programmers say
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainI generally hear a fair amount of cussing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainWhy no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain:laugh: The first 3 are spoken daily here! Example: Late yesterday afternoon, a customer called to inform me that her reports weren't working...none of them! :omg: I quickly checked on my system...no problems so I remarked, 'well, it works for me'. She replied, 'It worked fine this morning.' I relented and started a remote. When I got on her system, there were over a dozen report windows loaded in the background! 'Huh' :wtf:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"Son of a....." Stupid Javascript Stupid Microsoft. Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"That's easy. I'll have it done today."
Jeremy Falcon
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainSounds like a PICNIC to me. (Problem in Chair, Not in Computer) And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair" :)
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Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?
Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny. :)
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domaini just would quote (paraphrase ?) from the Lurianic Kabbala tradition: "trust nothing, question everything." this would be ignored by the non-technical exec who was telling me that ... in a very complex "skunk works" prototype under development (in this case what became Acrobat) ... with just a little change "we" could have this shiny "feature." i'd have different words, now :)
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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To be fair I have seen that. The code did not now and never did what they were claiming. They were asking for a new feature but claiming that it was a bug.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"It works, but I don't know why." - anonymous "It doesn't work, and I don't know why." - anonymous
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True story: We spent months debugging a timing issue that swore up and down it was in our software. (Yes, the bug was talking to us at this point) We finally discovered that the problem was caused by a steel roller changing diameter due to heat from an infrared paper dryer.
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