What programmers say
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"It must be a Dotfuscator error" :-\
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainI generally hear a fair amount of cussing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainDid you turn it off and back on again?
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainWhy no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain:laugh: The first 3 are spoken daily here! Example: Late yesterday afternoon, a customer called to inform me that her reports weren't working...none of them! :omg: I quickly checked on my system...no problems so I remarked, 'well, it works for me'. She replied, 'It worked fine this morning.' I relented and started a remote. When I got on her system, there were over a dozen report windows loaded in the background! 'Huh' :wtf:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"Son of a....." Stupid Javascript Stupid Microsoft. Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"That's easy. I'll have it done today."
Jeremy Falcon
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a DomainSounds like a PICNIC to me. (Problem in Chair, Not in Computer) And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair" :)
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Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?
Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny. :)
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
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I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"
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Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domaini just would quote (paraphrase ?) from the Lurianic Kabbala tradition: "trust nothing, question everything." this would be ignored by the non-technical exec who was telling me that ... in a very complex "skunk works" prototype under development (in this case what became Acrobat) ... with just a little change "we" could have this shiny "feature." i'd have different words, now :)
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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To be fair I have seen that. The code did not now and never did what they were claiming. They were asking for a new feature but claiming that it was a bug.
