void Attractinating (a_function_for_attracting)
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Smearing fresh human feces all over yourself springs to mind. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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X| X| X| I am about to puke now :-( Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
That was a reply to John's post :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? Without getting arrested I might add.
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Having an answer to everything a man might ask, I just saw this
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Todd C. Wilson wrote: My question would be how do you NOT attract people all the time? By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Simon ...recently entered the land of stability with win2000. Also had his hard disk wiped thanks to a power cut during partition resizing. But hey! Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: By not being Brad Pitt, perhaps? Since he's my ugly evil clone, I rather think that option will not work.
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Man, I slammed this one shut didn't I. :) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
bugger :( - I was going to add 'has a pulse' (my brother goes for (1) anything that moves .. if it doesnt move he pushes it, then applies (1) ... [pulse optional]
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? I'd say the most attractive thing is confidence. Not arrogance, but self confidence. Apart from that, big - oh, never mind :-) Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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On a general estimate these are some of the things I'd find physically/generally attractive in a woman (1) Nicely kept fingers [and finger nails] (2) Attractive and elegant footwear (3) Not too much hair but at least enough hair till the shoulders (4) Nice easy soothing kind of voice (5) Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] (6) Knowing when to keep quiet (7) Letting me win the arguments ;-) (8) Ability to love in a deep manner (9) The warmth she reflects (10) Understanding that she should not disturb me when I am debugging a frustrating error. I can think of another 20 more I guess. But these are the first ones that came to mind. Regards Nish p.s. I hope women won't find this too sexist. I am simply being plain honest! Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Being affectionate [sometimes I like my girls to treat me like I was a kid] There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Picture the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here going through your stuff.
****Christian Graus wrote: There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Geez CG, I wasn't talking about that :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: “I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex ...” There are many different things I find attractive in a man. *’s are more of ideals, but not necessary. 1) nice nails 2) nice teeth 3) enjoys the company of children/children enjoy his company 4) has a good libido 5) non-smoker or at least working on it 6) is ambitious (meaning has goals of some sort) 7) cannot be possessive or jealous and does not have anger issues 8) honest 9) open minded and creative about sex 10) can be both openly affectionate and yet not clingy 11) *vegetarian 12) *little extra padding on his frame The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective. Paul Watson wrote: “...and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*?” 1) cleavage :laugh: 2) smiling 3) talking about common interests 4) become friends with their friends 5) give them compliments qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
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****Christian Graus wrote: There's a frightening window into your love life. When you dress like a little boy, does she dress like a school teacher, or a nun ? Geez CG, I wasn't talking about that :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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LOL Qomi :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Just winding up the day and a friend keeps texting me (SMSing) about how she just can't seem to attract the right man (who made me her love doctor? damn!) Also seeing as The Lounge is unnoficially subtitled "Love Advice for elite Programmers" (or "L()v3 A6vic3 f()r l33t Pr()gramm3rs" if you will) I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*? * goats do not count as someone, they count as something regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Give her my number!!!! But since you asked... Nice, as in kind and considerate. Intelligent, though genius is not required. Interesting to listen to, with a variety of interests. High self esteem, and independent. Warm and affectionate. Ability to receive as well as give attention. Slender is a bonus, and a few bad habits do not disqualify - I have a few of my own, as do we all. A sign I watch for is the way she treats/speaks of children...
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Paul Watson wrote: “I was wondering what you find attractive in the opposite (or errr equal) sex ...” There are many different things I find attractive in a man. *’s are more of ideals, but not necessary. 1) nice nails 2) nice teeth 3) enjoys the company of children/children enjoy his company 4) has a good libido 5) non-smoker or at least working on it 6) is ambitious (meaning has goals of some sort) 7) cannot be possessive or jealous and does not have anger issues 8) honest 9) open minded and creative about sex 10) can be both openly affectionate and yet not clingy 11) *vegetarian 12) *little extra padding on his frame The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective. Paul Watson wrote: “...and what do you think is effective when you want to attract someone*?” 1) cleavage :laugh: 2) smiling 3) talking about common interests 4) become friends with their friends 5) give them compliments qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
qomi wrote: 4) has a good libido Whenever someone mentions that word I ask them what it means to them. It is amazing the different responses you get. So... pray do tell Ms. Biology? ;) qomi wrote: 11) *vegetarian Aaarrggghhhh! No "real" man is a vegetarian... ;P Why is that an "ideal" to you? Does a vegetarian man have special qualities that us "meat eaters" do not have? Just curious :) qomi wrote: 6) is ambitious (meaning has goals of some sort) Definitley one on my list too. I froth at the mouth, ok not literally ( but mentally ) when I ask a friend or stranger what their ambition in life is and I get back "have kids, own an SUV and retire at 55." I just want to throttle them and give them a kick up the pants, to get out there and do something, anything, but something ambitious. qomi wrote: 1) cleavage LOL! To tell you the truth if I was still looking the last thing I would be looking for is a girl who displays more cleavage than brains... It just says something about how serious or comitted they will be to a relationship, IMHO. Though that is a bit of a generalisation :) qomi wrote: 5) give them compliments Us guys are just suckers for that, aren't we? :-D *primps and preens* qomi wrote: The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective. Oh come on! You can't just leave us hanging like that. I mean the Lounge is subjective. Not being subjective just sticks out around here :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Give her my number!!!! But since you asked... Nice, as in kind and considerate. Intelligent, though genius is not required. Interesting to listen to, with a variety of interests. High self esteem, and independent. Warm and affectionate. Ability to receive as well as give attention. Slender is a bonus, and a few bad habits do not disqualify - I have a few of my own, as do we all. A sign I watch for is the way she treats/speaks of children...
Roger Wright wrote: Give her my number!!!! I have NEVER ever done that. Odd huh? Roger Wright wrote: and a few bad habits do not disqualify - I have a few of my own, as do we all. Amen to that. Perfection is not all it is cracked up to be :) A few faults in the line just make things more interesting. It is like those couples you see that never fight. It is sickening and what is worse is they are often unhappy in their relationship. They don't fight because they don't care enough, they are apathetic towards each other and that is just plain wrong. Janina and I often fight but it is because we are passionate about almost everything (as you have seen with my Lounge posts :-D .) Even in the midst of an almighty row, we still love each other though. Rough edges let two people grip each other better :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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qomi wrote: 4) has a good libido Whenever someone mentions that word I ask them what it means to them. It is amazing the different responses you get. So... pray do tell Ms. Biology? ;) qomi wrote: 11) *vegetarian Aaarrggghhhh! No "real" man is a vegetarian... ;P Why is that an "ideal" to you? Does a vegetarian man have special qualities that us "meat eaters" do not have? Just curious :) qomi wrote: 6) is ambitious (meaning has goals of some sort) Definitley one on my list too. I froth at the mouth, ok not literally ( but mentally ) when I ask a friend or stranger what their ambition in life is and I get back "have kids, own an SUV and retire at 55." I just want to throttle them and give them a kick up the pants, to get out there and do something, anything, but something ambitious. qomi wrote: 1) cleavage LOL! To tell you the truth if I was still looking the last thing I would be looking for is a girl who displays more cleavage than brains... It just says something about how serious or comitted they will be to a relationship, IMHO. Though that is a bit of a generalisation :) qomi wrote: 5) give them compliments Us guys are just suckers for that, aren't we? :-D *primps and preens* qomi wrote: The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective. Oh come on! You can't just leave us hanging like that. I mean the Lounge is subjective. Not being subjective just sticks out around here :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: ”Whenever someone mentions that word I ask them what it means to them. It is amazing the different responses you get. So... pray do tell Ms. Biology?” Ms. Biology? That’s going to stick for a while is it? :laugh: I’ve always took it to mean something like a sex-drive. Paul Watson wrote: ”Does a vegetarian man have special qualities that us "meat eaters" do not have?” Yes, he doesn’t eat meat :laugh: It's not a requirement, more of a preference. Paul Watson wrote: ”To tell you the truth if I was still looking the last thing I would be looking for is a girl who displays more cleavage than brains... It just says something about how serious or comitted they will be to a relationship, IMHO. Though that is a bit of a generalisation “ I would take great offence if I was seeing someone who was more interested in my breasts than my opinions, ideas, and thoughts in general. However, the fact is I’m not very tall, and I am quite chesty. Any amount of a neckline is going to show cleavage. I’m not saying I do it intentionally. Fact is they attract men :laugh: and this was in answer to your question on what we thought was effective to attract someone. qomi wrote: ”The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective.” Paul Watson wrote: ”Oh come on! You can't just leave us hanging like that. I mean the Lounge is subjective. Not being subjective just sticks out around here “ LOL. In general, the characteristics I find attractive in women are the same as men. Except that women have more attractive bodies. No offence guys, I’m speaking in generalities. However, what I find physically attractive about a woman differs woman to woman. Which is what I meant by subjective. qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
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Paul Watson wrote: ”Whenever someone mentions that word I ask them what it means to them. It is amazing the different responses you get. So... pray do tell Ms. Biology?” Ms. Biology? That’s going to stick for a while is it? :laugh: I’ve always took it to mean something like a sex-drive. Paul Watson wrote: ”Does a vegetarian man have special qualities that us "meat eaters" do not have?” Yes, he doesn’t eat meat :laugh: It's not a requirement, more of a preference. Paul Watson wrote: ”To tell you the truth if I was still looking the last thing I would be looking for is a girl who displays more cleavage than brains... It just says something about how serious or comitted they will be to a relationship, IMHO. Though that is a bit of a generalisation “ I would take great offence if I was seeing someone who was more interested in my breasts than my opinions, ideas, and thoughts in general. However, the fact is I’m not very tall, and I am quite chesty. Any amount of a neckline is going to show cleavage. I’m not saying I do it intentionally. Fact is they attract men :laugh: and this was in answer to your question on what we thought was effective to attract someone. qomi wrote: ”The things I find attractive in women is much more subjective.” Paul Watson wrote: ”Oh come on! You can't just leave us hanging like that. I mean the Lounge is subjective. Not being subjective just sticks out around here “ LOL. In general, the characteristics I find attractive in women are the same as men. Except that women have more attractive bodies. No offence guys, I’m speaking in generalities. However, what I find physically attractive about a woman differs woman to woman. Which is what I meant by subjective. qomi "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got." - Janis Joplin
qomi wrote: Ms. Biology? That’s going to stick for a while is it? How about Ms. Libido or Ms. Vegeterian? Or should we stick with Ms. Biology? ;P qomi wrote: the fact is I’m not very tall, and I am quite chesty *A collective sigh of fantasies being born runs through CP* :laugh: qomi wrote: Fact is they attract men and this was in answer to your question on what we thought was effective to attract someone. Ok, ok, touche, you are right, I am wrong :) qomi wrote: Except that women have more attractive bodies. No offence guys None taken here, I think a womens body is far more beautiful than a mans too :-D (ok I do know what you actually meant, just ribbing you) Don't take me seriously Qomi, just kidding around (and you can definitley handle yourself as we have seen.) I have the utmost respect for women :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Roger Wright wrote: Give her my number!!!! I have NEVER ever done that. Odd huh? Roger Wright wrote: and a few bad habits do not disqualify - I have a few of my own, as do we all. Amen to that. Perfection is not all it is cracked up to be :) A few faults in the line just make things more interesting. It is like those couples you see that never fight. It is sickening and what is worse is they are often unhappy in their relationship. They don't fight because they don't care enough, they are apathetic towards each other and that is just plain wrong. Janina and I often fight but it is because we are passionate about almost everything (as you have seen with my Lounge posts :-D .) Even in the midst of an almighty row, we still love each other though. Rough edges let two people grip each other better :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: Odd huh? No, respectful would be a better word, I think. Paul Watson wrote: Rough edges let two people grip each other better A good observation. Without a little friction, nothing sticks together.
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Paul Watson wrote: Odd huh? No, respectful would be a better word, I think. Paul Watson wrote: Rough edges let two people grip each other better A good observation. Without a little friction, nothing sticks together.
Roger Wright wrote: No, respectful would be a better word, I think. LOL, while I agree, in my case it has been more "I don't want your number Paul" or "Waaaayyy to shy to give her my number, even if she wanted it." (the latter more frequently) Roger Wright wrote: Without a little friction, nothing sticks together Hey, we could start a world wide "couples advice" tour and that can be the title :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
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Roger Wright wrote: No, respectful would be a better word, I think. LOL, while I agree, in my case it has been more "I don't want your number Paul" or "Waaaayyy to shy to give her my number, even if she wanted it." (the latter more frequently) Roger Wright wrote: Without a little friction, nothing sticks together Hey, we could start a world wide "couples advice" tour and that can be the title :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Sonork ID: 100.9903 Stormfront
Paul Watson wrote: Waaaayyy to shy to give her my number, even if she wanted it." Yeah, I wasted most of my life being shy. I'm glad that's over:laugh: Paul Watson wrote: we could start a world wide "couples advice" tour Not being part of a couple I doubt I'd have much credibility, but feel free to open up shop. Perhaps I'll attend! It is far better to be with no one, than with the wrong one!
