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More Math: Geek Joke of the Day

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  • R Roger Wright

    In what way does that differ from what I posted?

    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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    Nothing at all, I just didn't refresh before posting so you beat me to the punch :)

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    • PJ ArendsP PJ Arends

      Yeah, forgot that bit. n0 = 1 no matter what the value of n. Thanks.


      You may be right I may be crazy -- Billy Joel -- Within you lies the power for good - Use it!

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      Sandeep Datta
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      Even for 00?

      The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec-sec - Marcus Dolengo

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      • S Sandeep Datta

        Even for 00?

        The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec-sec - Marcus Dolengo

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        cpkilekofp
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        00 = 0 by definition

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        • R Roger Wright

          Real programmers use a zero-based index counter.

          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          cpkilekofp
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          yeah, but this is real mathematics.

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          • D dighn

            but the question is, if you divide a "beer molecule" in two, is it still bear?

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            cpkilekofp
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            LOL so APPLIED mathematics enters (if you'll pardon the expression) the equation :laugh:

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            • B BoneSoft

              Very true. Unless requirement state otherwise. ;)


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              Stuart Dootson
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              BoneSoft wrote:

              Unless requirement state otherwise

              Nah - even then, you use a zero based counter, but cosmetically offset by one where it's visible :-)

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                If you like geeky, you'll love this one: Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at al

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                Richard Jones
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                I'd love to see that on youtube. :)

                Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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